klept that shit

to steal large amounts of random shit

Bansri: "Look, there's a ton of beer just layin' there on the lawn"
Anna: "Let's klept that shit"

by annabunny August 9, 2009

Kestrel Forest

A forest that is 100% managed by mother nature, so that all living things can co-exist in perfect harmony. In a Kestrel Forest the rights of wildlife far exceeds those of humans.

Panger: "How'd you guys finish that FMP lab so fast?"
Jesse: "It was easy, we just used the Kestrel Forest method... 0% Volume harvested"
Panger: "MUH!"

by Jeff_L. October 28, 2010

klepto drunk

Someone who only steals when they are drunk

She stole a shot glass from the bar. She is a kleptomaniac When she drinks. She is klepto drunk

by highmark July 5, 2014

Kleptomania

An obsession, persistent desire or madness for stealing.

Kleptomania leads a society to the threshold of devastation.

by Raj-Verma October 22, 2019

kleptocurrency

A form of cryptocurrency peddled to the greedy, eager and gullible as a sure bet to separate them from their money

Having read about the profits many were making investing in Bitcoin, Etherium and other cryptocurrencies, she took the advice of an internet broker, bought big and soon found herself the owner of thousands of coins of kleptocurrency, her broker nowhere to be found.

by Monkey's Dad May 6, 2021

kleptokiwi

flightless bird indigenous to New Zealand with very sticky feet, greasy feathers, and very small brain

Never leave property unguarded when a kleptokiwi is about.

by Pneuguy May 13, 2011

klept

to steal in a shady, but friendly sort of way

she klepted my drink from my desk.

by MCM February 9, 2004