Klemens

He loves music. And girls.

OMG did you hear this?

Yeah this is Klemens playing the piano

by Hamaru January 9, 2018

Klemsexual

???

"I don't know what the fuck I am, so I'm gonna call it klemsexual"
"wot"

by NoNeedFriends July 26, 2018

Klembo

Someone who is your biggest friend.

I've really enjoyed our latest hangs; you're my klembo Jeff!

by Klembo Row August 2, 2018

Klempner

A last name roughly translating to plumber. Nothing special. Just a toilet cleaner. Translates to sociopath if the first name is Mark. Other wise its just a plumber. Boo.

John: Oi ya heard of Tom
Casey: You mean Mr. Klempner
John: He's a Kempner? Nevermind.

by AlmosInk October 11, 2018

klemetsen

Someone who likes to wear dresses and becomes overweight. Normally the people with this name will have a little bit of flab on both of their arms. They also happen to not be a respectful teacher.

Yo! Klemetsen said it wasn’t hard enough!

by school and 57 May 31, 2019

klemenian

A really bad dad joke

Dad, that was a klemenian.

by SieC5 February 18, 2020

klementina

An amazing and wonderfull girl who is PERFECT<3

Klementina is amazing

by Den.i.s November 21, 2021