kirk

A talented asshole

My bro Kirk is a god at bass but a total dick to people. Jk

by justgoat666 January 5, 2015

kirk

saviour of the alcohol industry

"Damn it Larry, if it wasn't for Kirk, we would have gone bust years ago!"
"Your not wrong, mr Budweiser"

by bottle-necked beauty May 22, 2004

Kirk

To become insanely lit. Usually as relating to a party or social gathering of any sort.

That shit kirked off last night.

Bout to kirk off.
Shit bout to kirk.

by King urb January 31, 2018

Kirk

Someone who gets too drunk on the weekends then complains about how work is gonna suck tomorrow. Also known to put ho's before bro's and never takes his anytime shots from the bets that he loses.

Brian: Damn, Brady. I drank too much on a Sunday. Ugh, work is gonna suck tomorrow.
Brady: Care! Don't be such a fucking Kirk about it.

by Cockopotomous May 2, 2018

Kirk

Literally Elite, up there with Drake and the Bigman himself, boujee as fuck, made to drive racecars and Dmax

Kirk so hard yc

by MikiM January 30, 2020

Kirk

The man who can’t catch fish

Kirk stops fishing

by zjc November 21, 2021

Not Kirk

Someone who is the opposite of gay or identify's as straight

"Yo dude Kevin asked that hot girl out last night!"
"What a total Not Kirk guy"

by Straightguywithagoodtime December 16, 2018