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They gave him a Kingston Haircut.
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Kingston

A small city of 120,000 or so residents. Known primarily as the “Limestone City”, it’s a popular stop on road trips due to its location between Toronto and Ottawa/Montreal. Unfortunately for permanent residents, it has a very closed off and white centric population, especially with the younger generations. Lots of teen Kingstonians are subtly racist and will judge you silently if you aren’t white or if you deviate from the norm. This isn’t apparent at first but if you are observant you will notice the racist undertones if the young white majority. Basically, it’s fine to live here if you’re not white, just expect a degree of subsincious racism, arrogance and an overall sense of sheltered and ignorant teen population.
Kingston sure is a beautiful city, you just need to watch out for the subconscious racism that plagues it
by Carl’s Marks May 13, 2018
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Kingston NY

A small adverse city in the Hudson Valley largely known for having Billy Costello, a tiny shopping mall (which unbeknowingly is in the shape of a swastika), fancy pubs bars and eateries rittled with late night middle aged alcoholics, and let's not forget the most ghetto school system in Ulster County. A mild hub for citiots and Jersey tourists during cerntain seasons, Kingston is (domestically) described as a"turd sandwich, lightly garnished in minstral blood and human fecal matter" for the dense population of douchebags, bullshitters, and self centered self loathing depressed assholes. Although many may disagree, Kingston has virtually no culture or local flavor despite having the rich history of being the first capital of NY.
Person #1: Yo you hear bout DAT nigga in midtown Kingston NY who almost got blasted?
Person #2: Yo dat nigga stress. You don't be walking down Pearl St. at night. You to big a pussy anyway nigga.
Person #1 (snaps teeth aggressively) Nigga wich yo ulgy ass! I know you ain't tryna spar nigga!
by bitch_please! March 9, 2015
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Kingston, New York.

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Kingstanding

Piss poor town in Birmingham where a variety of townie shit heads live. Breeding ground for no-hopers.
Man: Kingstanding is a shit place to live.
Townie: Lend me five pence or I'll fucking spark you out, matey.
by LUEser February 20, 2004
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Kingston

The first capital of New York State, also known as the capital of Ulster County. A fast growing city with corrupt mayor, and coke head police. It is home to the NYS motor Vehicle office, The best 4th of July party in upstate New York, Hudson Valley Mall, Ulster County Jail, Ulster County Court. Kingston City is bigger than Poughkeepsie,NY Although it doesnt seem that way because there is more to do in Poughkeepsie. Kids form Saugerties and and Oneonta often claim they are from Kingston because they konw it's cooler to rep a City rather than a town noone ever heard of. Kids from Kingston will either stay in town and go to a local club, i.e. The Steal House, Toniq Gin Mill, Mariner's, or the Forum, or they will head up to Albany, Down to Poughkeepsie, New Paltz, or Newburgh. Pretty much the whole city is one big ghetto, Downtown and Midtown mainly. All the lawyers and doctors live uptown on Linderman and up towards that area, with the 2 millon dollar houses. Kingston is also home the the biggest high school in the Hudson Valley.
Kid 1) Yo, I'm goin to Poughkeepsie tonight, you wanna come?
Kid 2) Nha man, I'm gonna saty in Kingston and go to Mariner's or something.
Kid 1) Aight man, suit your self, we might end up in Newburgh too.
kid2) Go ahead dude I'm fine.
by Mac6252 April 6, 2007
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West Kingston

Small place in the middle of nowhere found in Rhode Island where the most badass people live.

NOT to be confused with South Kingstown where you can actually go places...

Only places you can walk to consist of a liquor store, West Kingston Park, Dels truck in the summer, Barbers pond, and the Homestead restaurant. Despite that, residents always manage to have tons of fun and keep themselves entertained.
Referred to as “East Bum-fuck” or the “Boondocks”
"Dude, theres nothing to do in this hell hole."
"Might as well go get some Dels and chill at the West Kingston Park."
"Can we take pictures of random children?"
"Sure, why not."
by No Life 13 May 24, 2009
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