Kiddie Fiddler

He who enjoys practicing his fiddling technique upon unsuspecting members of the younger generation (with no pubic growth).

Oi get out of my child's trousers, you dirty Kiddie Fiddler

by Gary Glitter May 29, 2003

piss kidney

derogatory term that is factual, and is therefore not a derogatory term. As a result, it makes the user seem useless.

Bob: Don't be such a wanker.
Ben (in response): Don't be such a piss kidney.
Bob: What? What kind of insult is that. You idiot.

(The phrase originates from the television show Peep Show, series four).

by Sir Rory of Prestonia November 4, 2007

kiddy diddler

Someone who molests kids.

That old guy from Rumford Street is a kiddy diddler. Becky's mom called cops on him.

by Edgardo February 5, 2007

KidBehindACamera

Born "Michael Green" on June 2, 1987, in South Carolina. Son of the internet superstar, Angry Grandpa. Widely known by being the mastermind behind the internet show, "The Angry Grandpa Show". Otherwise known as a disgusting, gullible, overweight, vlogger who never listens to his fans. He used to upload vlogs of his dad's angry blowouts, but now mainly focuses on clickbait, pranks, and only cares about YouTube ad revenue.

Also goes by the nickname "Bitch boy" because of how easily he is scared.

Other aliases: Pickleboy

Dillon: "Why is KidBehindACamera not uploading full clips of his promised unseen Angry Grandpa videos?"
Ethan: "I don't know, man, he keeps cutting in during the video to say something or cry and it's fucking annoying as shit."

Thomas: "Why is KidBehindACamera blurring out cuss words? The cussing is what's funny!
Brandon: "It's because he only cares about getting ads on his videos to make money. He doesn't care about his fans anymore.

by Obamas last name October 29, 2019

kiddy love

A very wrong sexual preference choice by either male or female that results in prison and causes long term damage to once innocence children

His just got 10 years for his choice of involment in kiddy love, he should have got life

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

who-am-i-kidding condom

The condom that all guys above 13 have in their wallets and bring to parties even though they know that they wont be getting any.

Dude A:Hey, i think that girl likes me.
Dude B:take her upstairs...
Dude A:allright, i dont think anything will happen though. im way out of her legue.
Dude B:well do you have your who-am-i-kidding condom?
Dude A:yeah...
Dude B:then you might aswell try. If the rooms a-rocking, i wont come knocking

by NotYetFamous February 25, 2008

piss-kidney

Derogatory insult, used in Peep Show by Mark when he couldn't think of anything more appropriately enraging to call a driver when trying to get run over to avoid his wedding to Sophie.

"You're a piss-kidney."

by The Mysterious Stanley Knife June 28, 2007