This guy at the bus stop kept jokingly asking me to show him my tits. Finally, I had my little brother come with me one day. The next time he joked around with me, I had my little bro kick him in the nuts so hard he puked! I have to say...I thoroughly enjoyed watching him get kicked in the nuts!

kicked in the nuts by jenny0901 August 25, 2009

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kicked in the jimmy

This is where someone takes their foot (with or without shoes) and places it rapidly and firmly against your genitalia in a manner to cause the person who owns said genitalia excruciating pain which may or may not lead to things like; crossed eyes, loss of breath, crying like a baby, anger, confusion, thoughts of random animals and soreness through out the middle abdomen.

Matt was kicked in the jimmy by his girlfriend Sue because she found out he was cheating on her.

kicked in the jimmy by MR34 August 6, 2014

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kicked in the daddy pills

Kicked in the balls, nuts, testicles, or semen sacks.

"I'm not going to try just to get kicked in the daddy pills again".

kicked in the daddy pills by AssButt67 February 26, 2019

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Kicked in Old slag

Kicked in Old slag is someone who ends up down the Womens Centre because the Pigs couldnt be bothered to arrest her Pakistani husband down the mosque before he did her in.

Police on the radio: "Yeah, I'm going to check on the kicked in Old slag at the Womens Centre now."

Kicked in Old slag by Usebleach December 8, 2020

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