by bffffff December 2, 2013
Get the khaleya mug.The goofiest motherfucker ever and is the biggest disgrace to the Palestinian community. Therefore we are passing him off to the israelis
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Get the DJ Khaled mug.A fat bozo that sits down, sipping champagne he bought with the money made by other people's songs he featured in while taking all the credit.
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Someone who says they will be there when you need them but cannot be found when you are in a sticky situation.
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Someone who says they will be there when you need them but cannot be found when you are in a sticky situation.
Guy 1: Yo man, can you please help me study for the really hard test tomorrow.
Guy 2: Sure man, but I don't have time today but I can help you tomorrow morning before school. I'll be there for you.
Guy 1: Thanks man.
NEXT DAY, GUY 2 DOESN'T SHOW UP. GUY 1 GETS AN F- ON HIS TEST.
AT LUNCHTIME, GUY 2 SHOWS UP.
Guy 1: Now here you are! Man, you DJ Khaled me so hard, thanks to you I got an F-!
Guy 2:
Guy 2: Sure man, but I don't have time today but I can help you tomorrow morning before school. I'll be there for you.
Guy 1: Thanks man.
NEXT DAY, GUY 2 DOESN'T SHOW UP. GUY 1 GETS AN F- ON HIS TEST.
AT LUNCHTIME, GUY 2 SHOWS UP.
Guy 1: Now here you are! Man, you DJ Khaled me so hard, thanks to you I got an F-!
Guy 2:
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Get the Khalem mug.A short, cute bean she's fun out going and fall easily for people. She can tell by the energy you bring into a room whether you're good or bad, but even then she'll give you a chance. She's super shy and super quiet but get to know her and you won't get her to shut up. She loves everyone doesn't matter what gender you are. If you have good energy and a good personality then she's all for you.
by Beminepls January 4, 2019
Get the Khaliah mug.A Kalea is a rather introverted quiet person, but once you get to know them you'll find that they're playful, goofy, kind, and incredibly loyal. A Kalea is a great friend and has your back whenever you need them. Kalea's tend to try and fix or hear others problems before they're own so one must be direct and make an effort to make sure the Kalea is okay too sometimes. Kalea's are very beautiful but don't like to get compliments because it makes them uncomfy.
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