christmas karling

- The hybrid act crossing an assault hot karl and christmas carroling.

While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.

This guy totally stiffed me when I was delivering a pizza to his house last weekend. I think we should go christmas karling... show him the holiday spirit.

by tim March 21, 2005

kerrington

Kerrington is a boy who loves to give all attention to himself and his girlfriend. He is medium height He hits on his best friends friends. He is known as the most cutest boy to ever be seen by human eyes. He is funny and has crushes on his black friends. He loves to dance, and sing. Most people like to believe he is a bully but he is full of love and beauty he could not be any more perfect.

Kerrington is the love of my life.

by Nsaa admirer November 4, 2018

Kerrington

A thick a girl that is light skin and light brown hair, and nappy hair.

That girl is a Kerrington

by Captin_Fluffkin January 28, 2017

kerbing the goose

Euphemism for male masturbation.

'He kerbed the goose'
'I was kerbing the goose'
'He kerbed the goose real good'

by Goose kerber July 1, 2008

Keling

When one climbs through the back of a carcass of a recently deceased beached whale and climb up to the blow hole then jumping out with fireworks attached to your arms

Boy 1: Mate I've got to go to court, I'm getting sued by WWF for keling

Boy 2: Brilliant!

by ZAINZAC November 7, 2012

kering

To ker is to introduce two close, even intimate, friends from completely different spheres of your life, and watch them fall madly in love, within days.

Person A: Wait, isn't that your office mate and your second grade teacher off making out in the corner?

Person B: Yeah, I had a barbecue for my birthday, and invited a bunch of different people who knew me, and before I knew it, I was kering half the people there. My racketball buddy ended up with my dentist, too...

Person A: Wow, a double-kerin at one party? AWESOME!

by boticelli February 7, 2010

Kerfingus

A walrus like vagina that oozes froyo while ejaculating. It is often found shivering and chattering its 17 rows of shark like teeth.

(Tusks included)

My kerfingus is really itchy.

I'm about to eat this kerfingus cream.

by BulgingButthole May 3, 2014