by dizzleshizzlenizzle December 20, 2007
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“Man, go wipe your ass; you’re being a real soupy keister right now.”
“Man, go wipe your ass; you’re being a real soupy keister right now.”
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A slang term to describe anal missionary, which is the act of engaging in anal sex while maintaining the missionary position. It is considered the only pure way to enjoy in premarital sex as a Christian couple.
Boyfriend: We can’t have sex yet! We’re not even married.
Girlfriend: Just Easter Keister me and He won’t be mad!
Girlfriend: Just Easter Keister me and He won’t be mad!
by Order 65 June 18, 2021
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by Wenatchee Guy March 25, 2008
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The Keister bunny ended up spending the three day holiday in a special"filming cell" outfitted with cameras. the cell is used to video training films for cell extractions, finding contraband,etc. for the holiday, it is being used to add to the popular PUSSYASS TRAINED TO BE A PRISON BITCH SOLD TO THE CRIPS VOLUME 3: FACE FUCKING NO HOLDS BARRED.
by Sherryousissywhore April 25, 2020
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"He wants all the promos in the correct locations." But it'll take hours and everything just moves two feet to the left, sounds like someone has a Keister Beetle.
by bambilee April 30, 2011
Get the Keister Beetle mug.The practice of relinquishing interests and claims over one's replacement child with the intent of never again resuming or reasserting them. Causes include many social and cultural factors as well as mental illness. An abandoned child is called a foundling (as opposed to a runaway or an orphan). Baby dumping refers to parents (generally mothers) abandoning or discarding a child younger than 12 months in a public or private place with the intent of disposing it.
Jenelle announced she was a changed person because she gave birth to a child that replaced the first one she Jaced, only to have this one Kaisered so she could lay out at the beach.
by killadilla31 July 5, 2014
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