The Keeper

an alternative menstrual product - a small natural gum rubber cup worn internally to catch the menses. since it's only a receptacle, there's no chance of toxic shock; it can hold 1 fluid ounce (most women only bleed 2-4 oz total over the course of their period); it can be worn up to 12 hours; it lasts 10 years. it rules.

fuck tampons - i use the keeper, bitches.

by the fishy April 30, 2005

keebler elves

A little family of elves who live in a tree and create all kinds of complex contraptions just so they can get their cookies 'just right'. We can catch glimpses of their lives through their well-know Keebler Elves commercials.

The Keebler elves don't make their pecan melt cookies too sweet, they make them *just right*.

by Angelacia August 26, 2007

Keebler Elvis

A person who has consumed so many sweets and/or dessert foods that they feel like they're going to die on the toilet.

Sorry I'm late for work, I had a box of donuts for breakfast and felt like a total Keebler Elvis.

by krustaykristay June 29, 2011

Keetley

Scotish pirate that dominated the South Pacific with a weapon called the keetli hammer.

The keetley clan smashed through the enemy with his keetli.

by Keetley November 17, 2018

keeper'd

On FIFA 11 Pro Clubs mode, when a human-controlled goalkeeper is beaten by an easy shot or by a skill move.

*Goalkeeper concedes a goal after he dives for a fake shot*

Opposition: KEEPER'D!
Goalkeeper: Shut up, I know!

by bettercallraul July 15, 2011

Doobie Keebler

An interrogation technique that consists of asking innane irrelevent questions, and then suddenly, ham-handedly asking directly if the person is guilty of whatever you are investigating and hoping they will slip up and just confess. The term refers to the News Radio episode "Jail (part 1 of 3)" where Matthew is interviewing Jimmy James and trying to determine if he is D.B. Cooper.

Of course Monica denied she's screwing your brother. You've got to be subtle when you lay the trap, you can't just Doobie Keebler her with the question.

by PaulG September 11, 2008

Keesler

A vast and mystical place where souls are lost and diseases are contracted. Singularly responsible for the demise of western culture, knickers and Jackson.

Everyone that's ever been to Keesler: I'm feeling good about myself. Too good, in fact. Perhaps I need a trip to Keesler to remind me what a piece of shit I really am. Yes - that's the ticket! By golly, that'll cure me of everything good in my life!! Micromanage me into worthlessness because I LOVE it!!

by mrm5593 September 25, 2006