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Keebler Elvis

A person who has consumed so many sweets and/or dessert foods that they feel like they're going to die on the toilet.
Sorry I'm late for work, I had a box of donuts for breakfast and felt like a total Keebler Elvis.
by krustaykristay June 29, 2011
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Keetley

Scotish pirate that dominated the South Pacific with a weapon called the keetli hammer.
The keetley clan smashed through the enemy with his keetli.
by Keetley November 17, 2018
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Doobie Keebler

An interrogation technique that consists of asking innane irrelevent questions, and then suddenly, ham-handedly asking directly if the person is guilty of whatever you are investigating and hoping they will slip up and just confess. The term refers to the News Radio episode "Jail (part 1 of 3)" where Matthew is interviewing Jimmy James and trying to determine if he is D.B. Cooper.
Of course Monica denied she's screwing your brother. You've got to be subtle when you lay the trap, you can't just Doobie Keebler her with the question.
by PaulG September 11, 2008
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Keesler

A vast and mystical place where souls are lost and diseases are contracted. Singularly responsible for the demise of western culture, knickers and Jackson.
Everyone that's ever been to Keesler: I'm feeling good about myself. Too good, in fact. Perhaps I need a trip to Keesler to remind me what a piece of shit I really am. Yes - that's the ticket! By golly, that'll cure me of everything good in my life!! Micromanage me into worthlessness because I LOVE it!!
by mrm5593 September 25, 2006
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Keebler Fudged

When you pull your dick out of your partner’s unclean asshole and the lines of fecal remnants on your rigid meat look like a Keebler Fudge Stripe cookie.

Typically occurs when you deep stroke and rail an unprepared asshole or you are so far up in the intestines it can’t be avoided.
That random guy I hooked up with Keebler fudged me last night.
by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020
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Keeleigh

Keeleigh is a hella thicc beutiful and sexy girl
Keeleigh marry me please
by RipNiggerDip August 4, 2019
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Stacy Kiebler

A Hot chick with AMAZING legs. Likes to show off her thong when ever she bends over to get into the ring.
I met stacy kiebler... her legs are nice...
by Nick Valadao July 27, 2004
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