Ke$ha
A singer who loves to party, drink, and have a good time. Usually dates men with beards, and likes to have slumber parties in her basement with anyone.
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Ke$ha
24-year-old pop singer from Nashville, Tennessee that signed to Dr. Luke's Kemosabe label in 2005. Spent a good 4 years behind the scenes co-writing and providing vocals for other artists before releasing Animal.
Peeves about Ke$ha's music include overkill of autotune, inane lyrics, and the fact that it's even called "music." Contrary to its content, she isn't an alcoholic streetwalker. She admits she enjoys partying and drinking, but not in excess. She wouldn't appear in Flo Rida's "Right Round" video, for fear of being visually objectified.
However, she's not amazing. Yes, I have listened to "Goodbye," "Invisible," and the like. While "Kesha" is reputably fresher in style, the lyrical quality and her voice, while pleasant, is amateurish at best.
Fans have also come across and gloat about a little-known fact that her IQ is over 140. I'll be sure to keep that in mind when I have to turn in a 34-page astrophysics paper. However, as an artist, she proves to be just the kind of mediocre, clubbing-enthused pop star romping about, besides that giddy dash of glitter.
Not only are her lyrics "unique" and "ballsy," they are also empowering to women, such as in "Blah Blah Blah," when demanding guys to "show them where their dicks at," is considered an one-up to the number of times women have been objectified in music. Despite her noble goal, she seems to have forgotten that women empowerment doesn't equal misandry/male objectification.
Peeves about Ke$ha's music include overkill of autotune, inane lyrics, and the fact that it's even called "music." Contrary to its content, she isn't an alcoholic streetwalker. She admits she enjoys partying and drinking, but not in excess. She wouldn't appear in Flo Rida's "Right Round" video, for fear of being visually objectified.
However, she's not amazing. Yes, I have listened to "Goodbye," "Invisible," and the like. While "Kesha" is reputably fresher in style, the lyrical quality and her voice, while pleasant, is amateurish at best.
Fans have also come across and gloat about a little-known fact that her IQ is over 140. I'll be sure to keep that in mind when I have to turn in a 34-page astrophysics paper. However, as an artist, she proves to be just the kind of mediocre, clubbing-enthused pop star romping about, besides that giddy dash of glitter.
Not only are her lyrics "unique" and "ballsy," they are also empowering to women, such as in "Blah Blah Blah," when demanding guys to "show them where their dicks at," is considered an one-up to the number of times women have been objectified in music. Despite her noble goal, she seems to have forgotten that women empowerment doesn't equal misandry/male objectification.
From Ke$ha's infamous "Tik Tok":
"Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back."
Silly critics. That Jack Daniels bit was OBVIOUSLY meant to be absurdist.
"Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back."
Silly critics. That Jack Daniels bit was OBVIOUSLY meant to be absurdist.
Ke$ha by Spiritus Palimpsestuous July 15, 2011
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Ke$ha
THE NEXT BIG THING! Ke$ha made her debut collaborating with Flo Rida on the song "Right Round" and her own first single "Tik Tok" is a smash hit! Her new cd "Animal" comes out in January and it's guaranteed to make her number 1!!! A lot of people are close-minded to her style and criticize her as a fame-whore with no talent but I say..."Fuck those people!!!" She's creative and packs a punch!!! She knows who she is and will do great things!
*music plays* "Don't stop make it pop dj blow my speakers up..."
Now that's the kind of groove I'm talkin' about! Ke$ha eh!?! I like it.
Now that's the kind of groove I'm talkin' about! Ke$ha eh!?! I like it.
Ke$ha
A singer who can be described in two words: glitter whore. (refer to example to see how much she spends on glitter a year, you'd be surprised.)
Pop star Ke$ha is known for her love of glitter.
So Vanity Fair's Eric Spitznagel asked the question: "What's your glitter budget for a typical year? It's got to be in the thousands, right?"
Her reply:
"Honestly, it's pretty exorbitant. It's probably more like a few thousand every month. If you come and see a show of mine, there is no shortage of glitter. By the end, everyone from the back of the auditorium to the very front is covered and potentially choking on glitter. I am shooting glitter from glitter guns and out of every orifice in my body. It's really a big part of what I do. It's my goal to cover the planet in glitter and take the (expletive) over. I can't do that if I don't have a (expletive)-ton of glitter."
She adds, "That's right. I've found glitter in places that will not be named in this interview."
So Vanity Fair's Eric Spitznagel asked the question: "What's your glitter budget for a typical year? It's got to be in the thousands, right?"
Her reply:
"Honestly, it's pretty exorbitant. It's probably more like a few thousand every month. If you come and see a show of mine, there is no shortage of glitter. By the end, everyone from the back of the auditorium to the very front is covered and potentially choking on glitter. I am shooting glitter from glitter guns and out of every orifice in my body. It's really a big part of what I do. It's my goal to cover the planet in glitter and take the (expletive) over. I can't do that if I don't have a (expletive)-ton of glitter."
She adds, "That's right. I've found glitter in places that will not be named in this interview."
Ke$ha
In the realm of sexual exploration, a Ke$ha is as surprising as its cousin the Sasquatch, but far more degrading. While in the act of intercourse or fellatio, the man must aim his erect member at the face of his partner (male or female). He must then proceed to ejaculate his supply of semen on said partner's face. This in and of itself does not make for a true Ke$ha. Hidden in his hand or nearby the man must have a supply of glitter to then hurl onto the semen which has taken residence on the partner's face. The partner thus has an outward resemblance to Ke$ha, while feeling as horrible inside as her music makes everyone feel.
I did something truly unforgivable to my boyfriend, so he ke$ha'd me last night.
Wow, well you look as horrible as Ke$ha sounds.
Wow, well you look as horrible as Ke$ha sounds.
Ke$ha by chapped dick July 11, 2011
Ke$ha
Ke$ha is not a drunken whore as everyone says she is. She may drink, but so does a lot of other people. She doesn't have sex with every guy, either.
Shes an amazing and talented singer! She has her own personality and style, and doesn't care what people think of her. And for people who say "you wonder why kids are drinking at younger ages? its cause her music". Actually, in a video she made she said that if she could, she wouldn't want ANYONE under the age of 16 years old to listen to her cds. And that if they sent her a letter, she'd refund the money they spent on the album, that shows how true she is to her fans!
Shes an amazing and talented singer! She has her own personality and style, and doesn't care what people think of her. And for people who say "you wonder why kids are drinking at younger ages? its cause her music". Actually, in a video she made she said that if she could, she wouldn't want ANYONE under the age of 16 years old to listen to her cds. And that if they sent her a letter, she'd refund the money they spent on the album, that shows how true she is to her fans!
If you think shes a crappy singer, check out the song, "while you were sleeping" or "goodbye", by Ke$ha. it shows she can. Very well. Shes amazing.
Ke$ha by sammisuxxxx February 25, 2011