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Brown kayak 

You're nasty and on tiktok too much. You know what it means. Think about it.
The whale tale capsized the brown kayak
Brown kayak by Ballagang February 6, 2023

Double kayak 

I met this chick at Bon Echo and we had to double kayak home.
Double kayak by Rlj18 July 6, 2017

Cunt Kayak 

Female version of "douche canoe"
This cunt kayak makes Karens look like saints.
Cunt Kayak by Tall Smart Girl August 29, 2021

Mackerel kayak 

The southern most front facing orifice of a woman. The vagina. The tuna canoe. The haddock hidey hatch. The pink. The front bum.
She let me touch her mackerel kayak last night, that sh1t tight!
Mackerel kayak by Jaybibz October 9, 2022

Tandem kayak 

Often considered the missionary position for a MFF thruple. It is when one woman sits on the man's face while the other woman rides his cock. Important that they are facing the same direction!
Hey babe's, I'm horny. Let's get home and ride the tandem kayak!

Red kayak 

A term that combine red flag and the water sport kayaking.

A relationship or action built on a person manipulating another in what may seem as normal behavior. The person whom is doing this works on regulting their appearance around certain people and the person they are manipulating. They can come off nice, independent and secure. They will use different methods and information they find online to get what they want. They want a relationship (not really the person they are with) and the perks that might come with it. They will direct and control the relationship and the person in the way they want it. Perks might include not working, a new car, paid trips, getting parent adoration , control and whatever they find as a gain. People who know the person that is being manipulated will generally keep their mouth closed about this beacuase concerns of lash back of this person.
Look she is red kayaking that guy.