junkyard slurpee

The act of performing oral sex on a woman by inserting a straw procured from a conveinence store fountain drink station into her vagina and sucking until it makes a sound comparable to that of a nearly empty slurpee.

Following a night of prolonged drinking, Bill proceeded to give Hiliary a sustained junkyard slurpee that rattled Lincoln's painting on the wall of the west wing.

by Franklin Furter January 11, 2008

junkyard dog

is a paid political operative, an attack dog on a leash. A Sunday morning talking head. yelps about the virtues of the Democratic faith.

Liberal talkshow hosts are junkyard dogs.

by Liberal killer December 25, 2009

Junkasaur

a scene way of referring to a sore penis, sudocreme is often a successful way of dealing with this.

Mum i have Junkasaur again!" "Get the sudocreme out son!

by buttonsex November 24, 2010

Junkyard Frank

It's when you have sex with a girl wearing a used condom and bite her on the butt when your done.

The origin of the phrase is a podcast where the hosts were discussing a certain fictitious person and another mentions it sounds like a crude sexual position.

I did the Junkyard Frank with this girl last night

by GameKnights-Podcast July 27, 2011

junkyarddogg

A brother with mad riches. That defends,his world. like, a original gangsta

I'm a junkyarddogg with big balls. You step in my yard. You,re dead

by BigDickNick123 March 27, 2015

junkalanche

Junk + Avalanche. When a large pile of stuff falls and envelopes around something or the unfortunate someone.

Person 1 - Watch out! a junkalanche!!!
Person 2 - (gets covered in stuff)

by Thomas E Light January 12, 2018

junkyard slap

When you fuck a girl in the ass, pull out your dick covered in shit, and slap her in the face with it.

After i fucked her in the ass i gave her a junkyard slap.

by Modernprophet13 May 12, 2018