Junophobia

A phobic disorder consisting of an irrational fear of teenagers who incorporate more than 10% of Urban Dictionary into their lexicon. Eponymously named after Diablo Cody's "Juno MacGuff" and the fear that some people have of teenagers that speak in that manner.

Person 1: Why are you avoiding her?
Person 2: Listen to the way she talks? She's too hip for me.
Person 1: The problem isn't her vocabulary, the problem is your junophobia.

by FuMikchu May 12, 2008

Juno

1. To accidentally get a teenage girl pregnant.
2. To actively wingman someone.
3. To help a drunk friend stay alive.

Ex 1. "Dude, I'm totally screwed. I junoed my girlfriend!"

Ex.2 "Hey man, could you juno me with that girl?"

Ex. 3 "Thanks for junoing me last night. I would've gotten so screwed without you."

by Public Masturbater June 6, 2010

junni

Surrey definition of someone younger than you.

"yooo look at that junni" or "thas my fav junni"

by surrey 'n' shit October 23, 2017

Juno

A Golden Globe nominated film about a teenage girl that gets pregnant by her best friend; an extremely smart, witty dark comedy with a slighly cliched ending. A wonderful movie, nonetheless.

Juno stars Ellen Page and superCUTE Michael Cera.

by Kirbiet January 11, 2008

junnocks

n. Breasts, mammories, tittys

'Christ, look at the junnocks on that.'

by Silverback May 1, 2008

Juno

1. An emotional response containing a mixture 'furor' (mindless passion) and being Livid.

The word derives from the Goddess Juno/Hera - in relation to the Epic Poem, The Aeneid.

2. to juno - to have an extreme vendetta against someone because they implicitly called you ugly

1. She was described as being "likened to Juno"

2. I was ready to go all Juno on everyone's asses

by TheRealZeus March 26, 2011

Junoflo

an amazing rapper with sick flo, also the cutest human to walk this planet

junoflo is one cool dude, you also wanna protect him and put him in your pocket

by Chae143 January 9, 2019