Idiot Judo

Winning an argument by allowing your opponent to keep speaking their foolish or unpopular position, and then redirecting their statements in the most literal way, to point out how bad their ideas are.

(Derived from the martial art which involves taking advantage of an opponents movements and inertia to throw them more effectively. )
The longer that fool keeps talking, the dumber his argument becomes. I can toss his words around to make his position look even worse, like an idiot judo competition.
by AXEWAVE_ April 30, 2022
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judo ippon

a takedown that looks like 3 distinctive movements
a judo ippon is when you like lift someone, flip them, and then land on them hehe
by robjohnsonbro June 10, 2021
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judo fuck

Submission hold while being Penetrated vaginaly, anally, or orally. “Rape”
I wanted to fuck her and she wouldn’t let me so I judo fucked the shit out of that bitch
by Judo fucks October 27, 2017
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judo chop donkey punch

Judo chop donkey punch is when you’re fucking someone doggie style then cum you Judi chop them in the neck so they tense their whole body and then donkey punch them in the ass cheek to make them stand up quickly while tense so they don’t leave any cum or shit on your dick
Guy:1 I was fucking this chick last night and gave her a judo chop donkey punch because I didn’t wear a condom
by UtzUtz69 September 05, 2022
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judo squat

when a judo instructor poop while you are sparring
person 1: I took my first judo lesson

person2: how did it go?
person 1: Half way through sparring I felt some brown sludge

person 2: you definitely experienced a judo squat
by come hawk March 21, 2024
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Judo

I train Judo to be unique
by Cheddarboi24 July 08, 2019
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Judo

Judo is a fantastic human being who enjoys long walks on the beach, poetry, and poking dead things with a stick. Judo engages in general tomfoolery on a daily basis with friends on the fields of Justice. He also flerps and derps occasionally.
Judo flerped his derp while we all watched in astonishment as he then proceeded to herp derp and shout, "Seacrest, out!"
by I Know Judo May 31, 2011
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