Some random with muscles and he thinks he can mog archie, chico, jordan AND marlon.
And got his pants pulled down infront of everyone. Hes also like 6’3 on a good day and his voice is as deep as duke dennis if he wants but he sucks at volleyball and scrolls through reddit+discord at the same time and listens to mommy asmr and is ranked on jerkmate
And got his pants pulled down infront of everyone. Hes also like 6’3 on a good day and his voice is as deep as duke dennis if he wants but he sucks at volleyball and scrolls through reddit+discord at the same time and listens to mommy asmr and is ranked on jerkmate
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