Jovan 

Some random with muscles and he thinks he can mog archie, chico, jordan AND marlon.

And got his pants pulled down infront of everyone. Hes also like 6’3 on a good day and his voice is as deep as duke dennis if he wants but he sucks at volleyball and scrolls through reddit+discord at the same time and listens to mommy asmr and is ranked on jerkmate

Jovan : come with me

Robert : only if its with my right hand

Jovan by therealamy June 5, 2025

jovan

To leave a person behind without further attention towards them.

He Jovaned his friend who is about to pass out.

jovan by joxy123 January 16, 2026

Jovan Vazquez 

A friendly, sociable, easy-going guy, who is sometimes manic, always fun and usually of Puerto Rican descent. Friends love him; Geico fears him. Hobbies include food-photography, moonlighting as a midget pole dancer that vaguely resembles Rod Stewart and compulsively playing with light switches.

The show was profoundly amazing and emotionally powerful; much like Jovan Vazquez's dance performance, to "Tiny Dancer."

Jovan Vazquez by Iamafisherman January 15, 2011

Jovan Chew 

a short dude with rock hard abs and froggy ass.Also he likes goats and other junk.

"WOW! Jovan chew is so hot!!"

Jovan Chew by Jovan chew August 23, 2018

Jovan's Mom 

A mature woman that sexually pleases all that she comes into contact with. Unlike a normal whore who charges for the acts, she just enjoys the experience, and so performs them for free. As such, she is the benchmark for which all other whore's are graded against.

that whore was so crazy, she was like Jovan's mom.

Jovan's Mom by evil reindeer February 18, 2010

Jovan Chew 

A short guy with rock hard abs which woman can't get enough of. An extremely cute guy who can light up a room, with bad eyesight . If you get a Jovan Chew in your life, you must cherish him. ;)

Person 1.. He is so hot
Person 2... He must be a Jovan Chew
Person 3.. Ye

Jovan Chew by WeiRdmAgeD0N August 23, 2018

jovan granado 

a fat ugly man and has no respect for his mom. he thinks he is funny and knows everything but has no friends. and gets 20 bucks a week and spends it on video games

jovan granado smells bad, never works out eats mcdonalds every day

jovan granado by insulter October 23, 2014