Joomings

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I brush my laundry with Joomings brand sofa

by Joomings January 17, 2024

Joobing

When Jude McKenzie, busts everywhere and impregnates rocco

I loved when joobing happened last weekend

by Pussy destroyer 669 January 24, 2024

Jooning

Jerk of to your friend James

I'm jooning to James right now but he doesn't know

by Poopydiddyscoop July 3, 2024

Jooting

Getting on a circular table and Putting the male testicles in-between the teeth of another male and spinning in circles around the table to cause a line of teeth marks to know how deep it can go down your throat so you don't choke. This can be done with a female too but she bites too hard.

Mark I know you bleed last time but we should start jooting again I don't want to throw up again

by Jootgod March 19, 2024

Joofin

This word is present tense for clearing ground on foot at a very quick, agile, and swift manner, usually when sprinting quickly away from or to a location, and even when sprinting away from a person, or animal at a very rapidly at a remarkable speed. Wether it be a human or animals moving at high speeds and acceleration.
(Past tense- joof'd)

"Lil John John seen the police pursuing him and he got to joofin!"

"Did you see the track meet last night the entire line up was joofin!!"

"I love cheetahs they are joofin at speeds surpassing 60 mph on a bad day!!!!!

by The King of Respect March 24, 2026

Jooping

The act of covering a toothpick in hot sauce then sticking said toothpick up one’s urethra

Dunninger: yo you hosting at your house wednesday?
Willie: nah bro im gonna be jooping
Dunninger: got it. Enjoy the joop sesh bro

by Mdunn November 21, 2025

Sploot Jootin

(N) A really bad rock band from upstate New York, The brain child of Crank Simon creator eugene falco. The first album is due out in March 2004.

"The band Sploot Jootin is so bad it makes me want to stab myself in the ear with an infants femur!"

by eugene falco October 29, 2003