Hoober Joober

Like a zombie but faster, smarter and they live in the forests or underground. The term is used to describe when you are so scared in the wilderness that you start to think that actual half beast half human zombie creatures are going to prey upon you and your companions.

Have you seen The Descent? Yea that was like the best portrayal of a hoober joober ever.

by ZetaS September 6, 2009

joobow

A Jewish hobo. A Jew who spends all their time hoarding pennies but is still poor

That kid is such a joobow

by asatre January 13, 2010

Joobz

A greeting, similar to "hi" or "what's up?".

Joobz originally evolved from the phrase that relatively ghetto people from Oakland/San Francisco say, "what's up jigga?"
This phrase got shortened down to just "jigga".
"Jigga" evolved to "Jagga".
"Jagga evolved to "Jagz".
"Jagz" evolved to "Joogz".
"Joogz" eventually turned into "Joobz".

"Sup Joobz, what's going on?

by Pecan October 2, 2007

joobl

To unexpectedly grab and/or twist another mans nipples.

I reached for my phone and Peter joobled me.

by Jonas Thompson January 3, 2008

Platty Joobs

Platty Joobs - Platinum Jubilee

To celebrate the platinum jubilee for the Queen of England... except it's been England-ified

Aw Liz congrats on the Platty Joobs

by Pogoextreme June 2, 2022

hooba jooba

A term used to express suprise or shock. Can be synonym for Another term for "Holy cow!" or "Holy shit!" Taken from vgcats.com.

"Hooba jooba you scared the crap out of me!"

by Worm April 14, 2005

Joobs

Kim Namjoon's pecks/nipples. The exact same thing as namtiddies

Jack (a BTS fanboy, Namjoon-biased) - "Dude, did you see the joobs when we went to see BTS last week?"
Alex (a BTS fanboy, another member-biased) - "What the f*** are joobs?"
Jack - "You know, the namtiddies!"
Alex - "Oh, they were hot!"

by yourfriendlyirishpotato February 27, 2019