jonk

when someone sneezes and you slurp it up. you jonked them.

*achoo*
*loud slurping noises*
"carly, did you just jonk me?"
"...no"

by anonymous December 8, 2024

jonk

to assume information (ex: locations, definitions) out of convenience, rather than expend extraneous effort in pursuit of the truth

layman's terms: to make shit up

I am not going to google everything you guys send on here. I am juat going to start jonking it.

by jonk9000 April 25, 2025

Jonk

jonky mcjonkness. this is when you type jonk in urban dictionary.

"Im jonking"

by anonydeclan April 22, 2024

Jonk

When something or someone is stiff, awkward, bad, peak, rough etc

"How's your schedule looking today bro?"
"Honestly mate it's so jonk"

"I saw that guy come over and chat to you, what was he like?"
"He was the jonkiest guy, had no conversation at all"

by WAG3WAG2WAG1 September 13, 2022

Jonk

It's what the jonkler does...

Jonkler:*jonks his way out of the house*
Freddy: harr harr har harr

by AxelAceArmitage March 5, 2025

Jonking

A goofy ass way of saying the word "Joke"

"You've got to be jonking me."

by WillTheWonkerofWIllys September 25, 2023

Jonk

To really screw something up. Like REALLY really screw something up.

Your Dad: "I must go to court to try to win full custody of my children"
Me: "Whatever you do, don't jonk it."

by Judy Hench February 11, 2021