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Jonk

It's what the jonkler does...
Jonkler:*jonks his way out of the house*
Freddy: harr harr har harr
by AxelAceArmitage March 5, 2025
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Jonks

People who happily and constantly complain without bringing solution.
I'm sitting here because I'm sick of those Jonks in the canteen bringing the whole site down with their constant complaining about shit that's never gonna change. Jonks have got the same moans every day.
by Leadworked June 1, 2018
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Jonking Late Mate

Jonking: Up to interpretation

Stroking at night, playing, crying, laughing, eating
by necobunny August 7, 2024
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Gay Jonk

You're a Gay Jonk you goon!
by Dezirehercules September 19, 2025
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Jonk

it’ll sort out different strands of proteins and nucleotides to figure out how similar they are
What your learning? That’s Jonk for you.
by 1838;88384; January 16, 2024
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Jonks

Person 1: Hey.. no homo but how long is your Jonks?

Person 2: ..I don't know.

Person 1: Well.. I can go and grab a ruler..

Person 2: ..okay.
by LouiluvK May 22, 2022
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JONK

The Joy Of Not Knowing
"Whether it is taken as a whole-school approach, or mere elements of it are used by a sole practitioner in their own classroom, JONK can help change attitudes of negativity and fear towards the learning process, thus revolutionizing learning as we know it today—a much-needed shake-up that all schools should strive to achieve."
by Super Saki July 26, 2022
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