jonalynn

A beautiful girl with brown hair often is the most loyal to the things she loves very happy and cheerful

Get you a jonalynn !!

by Cookiesman December 21, 2016

Joni

Joni is a stylish, fun, beautiful, sexy woman with a gorgeous, killer smile. Witty and sharp-tongued when necessary, Joni has a strong character and is extremely charming. She possesses many talents and is culturally aware. Men love Joni. Sure, she's broken a few hearts, but she does so with grace. Joni is widely adored and has many loyal and awesome female friends, however, dumb, bitchy girls tend to seethe with jealousy in her presence or at the very mention of her name, even if they've never met Joni. Men denied by her have also been known to become catty and a little psycho. (See unfavorable definitions for "Joni")

When I grow up, I want to be Joni!"

"Look at Joni, she's always the most stylish woman in the room. And she's smart and sweet, too!"

"Joni is so awesome, you almost want to hate her, but she's just too darned charming!"

"Oh, that Joni!"

"There's something wrong with you if you don't like Joni!"

by wittier than you February 4, 2010

Jonalized

To be boned up the ass by an effeminate male with curly hair and a high pitched voice.
A strange attraction to the Jonas Brothers.
A mental disease carried by young teenage girls with no sense of good musical taste.
To have fantastic dreams including three monkeys playing instruments with a banana hanging out of their asses.

"I love the jonas brothers, OMG, girl, i think i have just been Jonalized!

1 person (gay dude): please Jonalize me sweetcakes.
2 person (gay dude): you got it honey buns.

by Terry Strawberry August 13, 2009

Jonald McRonaldson

a man who shits in urinals then eats it

random mexican: whoaa jefe theres sum wack ass foo up in the jawn eatin sum shit outta a urinal
random caucasian: must be a jonald mcronaldson

by negromongler6969 July 26, 2019

Jonidis

When one has there vagina seasoned with cinnamon,curry,chili powder,rasta spice, and topped off with birthday sprinkles.

Nicole really wanted to do something special for brittanie's birthday so she gave her jonidis.

by brittishay November 9, 2010

jenilda

She is one of the most gorgeous lady around! With a kind and sweet heart. She could capture you in her beauty. She is the perfect example of 'Beauty with Brains'

Jason: "Isn't she Very pretty?"
Anika: "Obviously, she is Jenilda!"

by Vampire_Hunt March 12, 2015

jonalis

She’s pretty she’s thick she does not say anything when anyone says about her in her face cause she try’s to control her anger and she’s hates fake people and likes to be herself she’s so cute a loving and I would date her if I could because she’s loyal asf and does anything for anyone and I love her 🤗⁉️💍❤️😇😍🤩😭

Jonalis is thick smart and the best

by Lerenda January 6, 2019