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Getting drunk and expressing your feelings to a girl you are interested in. This comes in the form of a long text or multiple phone calls and usually results in rejection and regret.
I went out last night and totally jonesed Lauren bro. no shot she gets with me now.
Jonesed by Lalallala March 14, 2025
Getting drunk and expressing your feelings to a girl you are interested in. This comes in the form of a long text or multiple phone calls and usually results in rejection and regret.
I went out last night and totally jonesed Lauren bro. no shot she gets with me now.
Jonesed by Lalallala March 14, 2025
I’m gonna grasp some jonesys
Jonesys by Max jones January 14, 2026

Indiana Jonesed 

When a person is sucking their thumb in their sleep, and you successfully replace their thumb with your dong without waking them.
My girlfriend was sleeping with her thumb in her mouth so I Indiana Jonesed her.
Indiana Jonesed by Shaggytownsend February 27, 2016

barnaby jonesed

When do some detective work. I barnaby jonesed his girlfriend
barnaby jonesed by Neener09 July 29, 2017

Jim Jonesed 

Willingly but not knowingly participating one's own euthanization or extermination.
Hey they just got the JAB. No they didn't, they just got Jim Jonesed
Jim Jonesed by Jobesd July 28, 2021