the pairing of two members of Panic! at the disco, Jon Walker and Spencer Smith. It's not as hott or popular as Ryden, but still damn sexy.
joncer: second best to Ryden.
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Get the jancok mug.Jonathan Coulton, singer and songwriter extraordinaire. Best known for 'Still Alive', from Portal, and a remake of 'Baby Got Back' by Sir Mix-a-lot. Currently, he has written and sung over 100 songs.
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Get the JoCo mug.The undisputed badass of the Renaissance. Attracted to prison like Oprah to ham. Before he and Inigo Jones perfected the court masque, Ben Jonson pissed King James off by cracking Scottish jokes in his plays. He Once escaped a death sentance by discovering an ancient loophole in English law, meant to protect literate members of society (aka: clergymen). The original Chewbacka defence.
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Get the Johncons mug.(n) A disease of the mind involving permanent affection/obsession for a "Jon" or "Jonathan" that is untreatable; complications include heart burn, heart attack, stroke, blood clots, loss of feeling, irregular menstrual flow, pregnancy, broken heart and fatalities have occurred. Seek medical and therapeutical help immediately.
Hayleigh has a severe case of Jonorrhea.
Cassandra you should really go see someone for that Jonorrhea.
Cassandra you should really go see someone for that Jonorrhea.
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