Jomosexual

Someone who claims to be A-sexual but really like peepee in his poo poo hole

"Joe is a flying homo sexual". "No bro he is a Jomosexual"

by 55Soft June 25, 2021

celebrity jumpoff

a non- famous woman who sleeps with many celebrities in order to rise to stardom. She claims to be "dating" the celebrity when everyone knows she is just letting them hit it for camera time.

"Draya Michele bad as hell, too bad she a celebrity jumpoff"

"Chris Brown must love himself a celebrity jumpoff, if he has been with Draya and Karrueche"

by funhouse_dolly October 26, 2013

JOMP

An acronym, standing for "Just on my phone".

Dan: "Hey Rick what the fuck are you doing over there? "

Rock: "I'm JOMP you retard!"

Dan: " Ok settle the fuck down."

by Tunnus June 24, 2016

high school jumpoff

A party where your entire high school student body attends and completely fucks up a person's house usually causing the host to "jumpoff" their house and kill themselves.

Tom held a massive party after finals and jumped off his roof when his grandmothers ashes were destroyed. All of his friends learned that they should never have a high school jumpoff.

by David Eisele July 25, 2006

JOCPO

Jack Off, Cry, and Pass Out

To be used to describe the lonely activities of a guy going through some dark times.

Derek is in the midst of a JOCPO marathon and won't leave his apartment.

by dont_come_in_Im_busy August 26, 2014

Jomol

The most amazing women in the world. She’s so wonderful and puts others first. She’s beatuiful and one of a kind.

I wish I had a jomol

by Thebest123789 August 26, 2019

jumpoff

SIDEPIECE - can refer to a man/woman or mistress you fuck on the side of your regular.
Can also refer to a gun you keep handy along side your regular weapon for backup.

I have a Mac 10 and a jumpoff .22 in my pocket.

by Joathan N May 2, 2004