Johntemplate

the action of going to the bathroom to think.

Brian: where did Matt go?
James: he is so stressed about how to figure out the problem he went to the bathroom to johntemplate to think up a solution.

by Port-a Johnson July 18, 2016

Johnreil

If you have this name , your just special. It's a pretty different name.

Hello Johnreil , how are you?

by Jdintheflesh October 3, 2020

Johncel

Handsome, Handsome, Handsome and also Handsome.

Johncel is Handsome.

by Jansel June 10, 2021

johnnettephobia

discrimination/oppression against people called johnnette

hannah,adele, finlay or hope: "does something johnnettephobic"

johnnette: thats johnnettephobia

by Just your average niggot March 31, 2022

Elton Johnderdag

Wekelijkse dag (donderdag) waarbij pop artiest Sir Elton John wordt geëerd. Aan het begin van deze dag wenst u al uw naasten een fijne ‘Elton Johnderdag’, verder luistert u de hele dag door naar de muziek van Elton John.

Hé vriend, fijne Elton Johnderdag, maak er een mooie dag van!

by MrFerrr May 20, 2021

Getting johned

Whenever someone falls asleep at a sleepover and another person at the sleepover puts their dick in the asleep persons mouth

Did you hear about Jace getting johned it was so funny, mason is crazy for doing that.

by Johner9000 November 27, 2021

johnnette

Loving
Caring
Will give her last
But she don't play when it comes to her family

Johnnette will fuck you up

by Johnnette December 18, 2016