Johnathan

The cutest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. He is also very honest and smart. Just being around him makes you forget all your troubles of the day, as he replaces it with his sweet charm. A guy that leaves an imprint on one forever. Sexually speaking, after being with him, it makes anyone else dull and unexciting. Can be moody and stubborn but, this only adds to his magnetism. Someone you would do anything for, just to see him smile.

I love making blueberry cream cheese pie for Johnathan.

by nanagoloot October 24, 2011

johnatan

Johnatan is a better version of Jonathan. Johnatan is a very special creature. This animal can last very long in bed, and is very animalistic. Fast and stupid, all in one package.

no example johnatan

by SvarteStryk September 9, 2013

johnisha

Johnisha , ah girl who got the best pussy in the world and it stay wet

Johnisha , ah girl who got the best pussy in the world best pussy in the world

by Ndbebfbe September 13, 2015

Johnie

1) A badass; the coolest, sexiest, most handsome, smooth talkin' motherfucker one could ever possibly hope to meet in two..maybe even three lifetimes. Simply shaking hands makes girls orgasm and guys turn into homosexuals. Can be recognized by seizure causing good looks, an angel's tongue and an enormous penis.

2) A Hard On

3) Dynamite, or any other kind of explosive.

4) A sexual position in which four chicks simultaneously get fucked by the same man. Can only be accomplished by one man....

1) Holy shit that guy is clearly Johnie

--How can you tell?

Because he fucked me and it was better than the best I could ever imagine

2.) She started licking my asshole and I got an immediate Johnie

3.) Shove some Johnie in that hole and lets blow that shit up.

4.) Indescribable

by TheSpamoni June 3, 2010

Johnathon

Correct spelling .. biblical. Typically smart independent person. Perfect baby name

Johnathon is a amazing person, and he is beautiful.

by Jgl1993 December 29, 2017

johnathan

the finest man you'll ever meet bruh fr he'll either fuck you and you'll reach heaven without dying or leave you sobbing in a puddle after he rejects yo ass

me- hazel hes so cute pls set me up with him
johnathan- sorry i only fuck airplanes
me- *gets airplane transplant surgery*

by tartbiscuits25 December 11, 2019

johnaja

The prettiest, realist, most perfect person someone could ever meet🤷🏽 ♀️

"I can't beilive i met johnaja and got to talk to her"

by prettyassasia March 13, 2017