Hey, Johnny Park!

A song written by Dave Grohl. As a kid he had a best friend named Johnny Park. Grohl thought he'd give him a call if he named a song for him.

Hey, Johnny Park! is a song written by the amazing Dave Grohl!

by Zephyruss February 21, 2008

Johnny Cage'd

The act of punching or being punched in the groin while simultaneously performing a split.

Based on a special move performed by Johnny Cage in the Mortal Kombat videogame

Did you see that fight? I can't believe Timmy "Johnny Cage'd" him like that. Who knew Timmy could pull a split like that.

by Will W. aka stbluesboy January 10, 2009

Jonny Clark

When someone denies doing something and says "I didn't do it!" in a tense, high pitched voice over a minor accusation.

'Jonny' referring to the original speaker that first used the phrase "I didn't do it!" and 'Clark' as in the former New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark - people said she was male because of her looks.

'Jonny Clark' is used in New Zealand.

Person One: "Hey you took my pen!"
Person Two: "I DIDN'T DO IT!"
Person Three: "What a Jonny Clark."

by edmondhc August 21, 2009

Joanna

Joanna is the kindest person you will ever meet. She is beautiful more than words can describe. She is caring and very determined always striving for her best. She is hilarious and will always make you laugh and never wants to hurt your feelings. She has the biggest heart so if u want to become her friend she will become a big part of her friendship role.

Bella: hey have u met Joanna?? She’s literally the kindest person you will ever meet
Kendall: No but bring me along next time you see her everyone’s says she so caring!

by Peachygal February 16, 2021

Jonny on the spot

Someone you can go to to get whatever you need quickly. They can provide any item or service you need "on the spot".

I need two tons of gun powder, better visit my Jonny on the spot

by Pink Eye on my leg April 19, 2009

Johnny Orlando

HES FUCKING DADDY

“Daddy= johnny Orlando”

by Johnsmybaehoe June 17, 2018

Johnny Ramone

Guitarist for the Ramones, from their formation in 1974 to their demise in 1996. Though not the inventor of the downstroke 8th note technique, he was well-known for using this aggresive picking style that created a wall of sound. Also known for playing almost strictly Mosrite ventures II slab-body guitars, more notably his white Ventures II, and using strictly Marshall JMP100 Super Lead amps, until the amps were stolen and the band bought JCM800's in the early 80's. A conservative republican, he is known as citing president Ronald Reagan as the greatest president of his time, and at the Ramones inauguration into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, he said "God bless President Bush, and God bless America" at the end of his speech. Johnny had a very strict, no-bullshit approach to guitar playing and stage presence, which infuenced the Ramones' militaristic live approach. Johnny's guitar-style influenced many guitarists after him, including James Hetfield of Metallica. Great guitarist, and a great man who died tragically from prostate cancer at the age of 55, in 2004. RIP Johnny.

"My father would get on these tangents about how he never missed a day's work. I broke my big toe the day I had to go pitch a Little League game and he's going, 'What are you - a baby? What did I do, raise a baby? You go play.' -Johnny Ramone

"People drift towards liberalism at a young age, and I always hope they change when they see how the world really is." -Johnny Ramone

Go Johnny, go go go!

by leftoverblake October 15, 2009