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trizzle jizzle

The act of ejaculating into your woman's shampoo bottle without her knowledge to get her back for being a bitch.
She made fun of Kentucky people so I trizzle jizzled her bitch ass.
by madness1 December 20, 2010
mugGet the trizzle jizzlemug.

Jizzle Drizzle

When you cum in someone's mouth, and they spit it slowly over their lips.
Or
When the semen slowly ejaculates over the tip of the penis onto the receiving person's face.
God damn baby, you know I love it when you Jizzle Drizzle on yourself.

or
Baby, I'm gonna Jizzle Drizzle
by Fred asdfasdgfasfas October 25, 2017
mugGet the Jizzle Drizzlemug.

Jizzle Fizzle

When you've reached the peak of being jizzmatic and now considered a legend amongst those who are uncool.
1. I wish I was funky like a jizzle fizzle funk.

2. This crowd sucks! Let's hit them with some jizzle fizzle funk.
by FutureFunkSquad6000 March 28, 2020
mugGet the Jizzle Fizzlemug.

Jizzle

(n) Name given to a collection of bad porn
There's nothing better to watch than this jizzle?
by DeazyDaDude June 8, 2009
mugGet the Jizzlemug.

Jizzle Jog

A jizzle jog is when you go for a jog and you accidentally put on you skeet socks. Also known as a squidward sprint.
Ty: Hey man, I just went on a jizzle jog.
William: Man you used my socks!!!
by Typhoon419 July 25, 2016
mugGet the Jizzle Jogmug.

jizzle jawline

when it looks like you have jizz on ur jawline.
Carter has a jizzle jawline because of last night.
by @twoProfessionalretards July 3, 2020
mugGet the jizzle jawlinemug.

Jizzle FanBizzle

Someone who wants to ejaculate inside a womens vagina. How Snoop Dogg would describe it.

Without the izzles it would sound like this

Can I jizz in your pussy/fanny.

Notice the izzle at the end makes it sound less crude.

Ya Dig?
"Man Just Jizzle in her Fanbizzle you Dizzle?"

"Can I jizzle In your Fanbizzle?"

"Man I was close to Jizzing in her Fanbizzle"

"Could of had kids If I Jizzled in her Fanbizzle."

"Man she makes me want to Jizzle in her Fanbizzle"

"Man she keep shaking that FanBizzle at me I'm gonna Jizzle"

"Jizzle FanBizzle that hoe"
by dickvandyke15 November 14, 2009
mugGet the Jizzle FanBizzlemug.

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