jitzed

when you are beyond high

hey man, you good?? You jitzed right now.

One day Ricky got so jitzed, he lost all control and didn't know what was going on.

by McSquarz November 29, 2016

Jize

A slang term for jizz that is an emotion you feel when something is way too good

Spring break was way too jize that I couldn't even handle it

by Jize bois June 12, 2016

Jazed

The feeling of being awesome or completed.

Woke up feeling so jazed! #jazed

I've jazed my exams with flying colors.

I beat up the robber and I'm so jazed about it!

by SoJazed December 31, 2018

jize

Slang for jizz

I jized on your momma's titties

by Ross Pierro March 29, 2004

Jizease

Slang term for STD

YOU HAVE A JIZEASE! I'M GOING TO SUE YOU FOR INTENTIONALLY GIVING ME AIDS.

by aherm djf June 4, 2011

jizzdit

A horny jit who just can’t keep it in his pants.

That jizzdit is having so much trouble talking to that chick without popping a fat one.

by Gian_Da_Cubano December 15, 2018

Jizzed up Jesus

An insult directed towards long haired males who are acting rowdy, obnoxious and like to jizz every where. Similar to a long haired square except more spherical.

He catapults off of the couch with tremendous force projecting jizz onto the walls which take the shape of white clouds. While jizzing mid air, he is high above all of his peoples and henceforth becomes Jizzed up Jesus.

Blaise just jumped off the couch and jizzed everywhere, what a Jizzed up Jesus.

by dan_gleewang January 1, 2021