jive

a language meant for the jungle, often mistaken for monkeys communicating in tropical rainforest. It is believed that the tongue of the chimpanzee and the african american are simular in so many ways, it has prompted further testing.

Black man: Ahhh yeah.... aaahhhhh ahahhhhh ahhhh yeah uknow'im sayin.. huh haahhhh ahhahhhh hoo hoo

Monkey: I don't speak jive.. did you say, "Can I get a banana bitch!"

by reverend x March 7, 2007

Jive

disgusting, unpleasant, trifling.

"That jive ass hoe, always giving head to strangers in the bathroom."

by peterpumk1neater May 5, 2009

the jive

having incredible characteristics; being amazing in all qualities.

"Man, that new Ferrari is the jive!"

by garvin April 21, 2006

jive

To annoy.
To throw off one's style/ego

Quit jivin' me, turkey. A turkey is a bad person.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Jiving

The new "cool", since "cool" has at this point become a lame ass word thrown out to whatever something new is needed to fill the gap: jiving.

An alternative of "what's up?" is "what's jiving?" except "what's jiving?" has a wider range of inquiry.

That's so jiving!

What's jiving?

by Brilliantmumbler November 1, 2009

jive

to be at peace with the world because you just don't give a damn.
Apathy bliss.
Foolish Pewee Rhetoric.
mind like water philosophy
rogue or stray cat mentality

" Hey, jive brother."
" Hey, stop jiving me."

by Radec March 4, 2003

jive

Formerly a word used in Georgia meaning lame, or stupid, or retarded

How did the cookie feel?
He was felling crummy.
Shut yo ass up with that jive ass joke.

by NobodyMan June 25, 2005