Jiffy Slap

The act of applying peanut butter to your hand, and slapping someone across the face. It is most effective when performed on someone with a mild peanut allergy.

Person #1: He's such a jerk, next time I see him it's jiffy slap time.
Person #2: Use chunky, smooth just wont cut it.

by Ellis Lee September 27, 2011

jiffy pop

Ilhan Omars turban

Abdul: I see they took Ilhan Omar off the Foreign Affairs Committee.

Bill: Yes, poor jiffy pop head.

by cut the cards March 26, 2023

jiffy pop

A large pubic bush on a woman. So big it makes her panties appear to rise, like Jiffy Pop Popcorn.

I thought she was fine till I saw that Jiffy Pop in her drawers.

by Fat Nik April 22, 2003

jiffy-pop

pop-corn that comes in a foil pie dish and is meant to be cooked over a fire whilst camping.

Junior: "Hey ma' cook me up some jiffy-pop!"

Mother: "Jr. I thought I told you too much jiffy-pop will give you the gonnereah!"

Junior: "Ah dang!"

by diseased sheep July 8, 2006

jiffy feet

When the bottoms of one's bare feet become black due to walking on dirt or asphalt like a bare-foot bum at a gas station.

Shelly has jiffy feet because she was walking bare-foot.

Whoa, nigga...you gots some nasty ass jiffy feet!

by Matt C. April 4, 2005

Jiffy Foot

Southern (North America) slang for the blackened souls of one's bare feet - dirty feet. Getting it's name from walking to the 'Jiffy Mart' (a mostly defunct brand of convenience store in the South/North Florida) in your neighborhood. Not exactly an insult, but mostly just to point out you need to wash yo' dirty-ass feet.

Why are you tracking your stank Jiffy Foot in the house? You couldn't be bothered to put on a pair of flip-flops?

by earflap May 15, 2023

jiffy diff

When a certain person masterbates to a anime doll

Aw mom how many times did I tell you to knock before you walk in! I was doing the jiffy diff

by Jiffydiffer January 29, 2018