An autistic concoction where you put peanut butter (preferably Jif brand) into a cheeseburger. Extremely vile and only consumed by inbred southerners
Bob: Dude wtf is that?!?!?
Jerry: it's a jiffy burger
Bob: Bro that's autistic and ruining a good burger
by Accelgor February 27, 2017
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Are you down /you in
You nigg jiffy/ John is nigg jiffy with us
by Wisecumapple May 16, 2022
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360 rice crispy waves spreaded around
Yo G yo shit spinnin fr fr no jiffy all kiz
by bwllt March 8, 2022
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When you are on the road, stop at a gas station for a blowjob, and leave right as you jizz.
"Meet anyone special on your road trip?"
"No, but some girl at a gas station gave me a Spiffy in a Jiffy."
by Mr. Manly Dan November 23, 2017
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Jiffy Noob: Your coolant is bad, I will replace it for $99
Marta: No thanks.

Jiffy Noob: Actually, half the coolant is gone. When I checked it, I forgot it’s under pressure and it is now coating the shop floor.
by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018
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The sexual act of performing analingus on your partner like a Dog with a Kong full of Peanut Butter.
The time has arrived! My wife has been fasting for a week so tonight “I’m Gettin’ JIFFY with it.”
Gettin’ JIFFY with it
by December 22, 2022
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