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Dirty Jered

A serious, lovemaking act. After a session of passionate intercourse, the male partner kneels down on all fours. The female assumes a position behind the male as if going to eat his brown-starfish. The male then releases his flatulence (fart) in the females face, she then proceeds to eat the Dingleberry(s) off the male for sheer erotic enjoyment.
by Carlos December 6, 2003
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E-Jected

When talking to someone on the internet (be it Skype, AIM, Facebook, etc.), and they begin to become sluggish in their responses, or halt them completely, because they're talking to someone else who is obviously a higher priority. Can be subtle, or they can simply say "Sorry I am taking so long, I am talking to someone else." Can also be used as a verb, to e-ject, or to stop talking to someone because you're occupied talking to someone else.
Bro 1: I was Facebookin' it with Julia last night, and then she started to not respond.

Bro 2: Was she idle?

Bro 1: Nah, she was even updating her status.

Bro 2: Bro, you jgot E-Jected.
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Girl 1: Chris tried to talk to me last on AIM, so I chatted for about five minutes, until my boyfriend got on. Then I had to E-Ject him.
by imtiredsleeptonight January 18, 2010
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Jetted

Expecting someone but not sure when they'll arrive.
Ben: Dude, where is Vince?

Kyle: I don't know, he's not texting me back.

Ben: Damn dude, we're so jetted right now.

Caitlin: Hannah was supposed to pick us up an hour ago!

Samantha: She's being such a jet right now.
by thatonedude23 June 15, 2011
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jerked off

The act of Jerking somebody off... sexual

this one's for you Melissa!
Daniel jerked some guy off! (ewww)
by D January 15, 2005
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Jeryed

A realy annoying person that can't keep his mouth shut bug can be funny sometimes although he can't get his edge straght
Jeryed....oh yea there always annoying
by Llamacorns July 11, 2016
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jeredias

Jeredias was Cripin in Cali
by Jeredias September 23, 2020
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jerred my son

jerred is a gay guy who likes to koosu like crazy he has huge koosu it is deadly omg last time i sat beside him it was deadly.Also he has won many awrds for the longest lirushan he always like to put is lirushan up
to use jerred my son you have to squeeze it
by easykoosu April 12, 2019
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