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Jebola

a disease that has high amounts of income inequality, worldwide war mongering, and setting back the American people fifteen years, usually brought on by the election of another Bush to the presidency.
My husband caught Jebola, and due to health insurance cuts we can no longer pay the hospital bills.
by TotallyNotACop December 30, 2014
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Jarboury

A fun loving name for a dog named Earl.
Used in situations where he needs to get thee to a Jarboury.
Jarboury deeee, Jarboury duuuu, Jaboury, Jarbinson, I love you!
by Jetjamm November 22, 2020
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jerious wadsworth

Is a being among all, with a massive cock, he’s above all, his cock is so juicy and fat that it leaks 19 gallons of sperm’ a minute, all in all jerious wadsworth is a segs god who can be gay at times,

He also analy fist people time to time…
by Quandary dinhole July 26, 2022
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bokte jebo

Balkan swear word that means "god fuck you"
Disi marko bokte jebo!

Znas li gdje je lea? Kako da ja znam bokte jebo!
by Baked patato 212 October 1, 2020
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Jerkoff Litmus Test

The act of masturbating before deciding whether or not you will make social contact with a girl. Performing this test lets you make sure you're thinking with the correct head before proceeding to talk-to/meet-with a girl that you would otherwise regret making contact with.
After doing a jerkoff litmus test I realized that more than half of the female contacts in my phone are worthless.
by jerkoff_tester December 7, 2012
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Joe Jerkoff

She fucked him and now I look like Joe Jerkoff
by Hauptmann Shank January 4, 2019
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Jerkoff

n. A complete and total prick/asshole by most standards; A person that can be mean, ignorant, and nasty at the same time.
That kid ruined my day, what a jerkoff.
by Reign November 3, 2004
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