jelq

being a nicer person

mom i'm gonna start jelqing for you!

by luhgoona April 20, 2024

Flicker Jelqing

It's the art of Jelqing but instead of pulling you flicker it around making it more efficient at the job and improving the size and experience of the Jelq.

AAGGHHHH FLICKER JELQING IS SO MUCH BETTER THEN JELQING

I JUST FLICKER JELQED ON THE TEACHER OMG!!!

by JelqMaster3001 December 4, 2024

cross-jelqing

When you jelq so many times your penis forms a cross shape, inwhich you can pledge your allegiance to The Lord, Jelq-Jesus

"Oh you see that guy, Dave?"
"Yeah"
"I'm pretty sure that he was cross-jelqing last night"

by bananaxqc2.0 June 24, 2025

Jelqing

Stretching one's dick to make it longer.

Those idiots really think jelqing works 💀

by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024