jelly roll

limp dick

she was ready to fuck, but he couldonly manage a jelly roll.

by pappapittmudman February 4, 2004

jelly roll

A bloody tampon.

Bones just ate a friggin' jelly roll!

by uid 0 August 22, 2003

jelly roll

The act of giving oral sex to a menstruating woman and then spitting the blood into her mouth.

no example necessary for jelly roll.

by luckyfox May 23, 2006

jelly roll

A sexual act, normally performed in prison by men, where one man applies and then licks jelly out of another man's ass.

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

jelly roll

When you punch your ol lady in the mouth and then she gives you a blow job with her fat bloody lips.

I got me a good jelly roll from the ol lady. Then she applied peroxide to her lips.

by dle316 April 19, 2006

Jelly roll

To continue to drink alcohol the morning after a night of being intoxicated.

We jelly rolled so I did not get a hangover .

by Lul3 March 31, 2016

Jelly Roll

The act of catching a hot, long turd when it slides out of your booty hole, wrapping it in toilet paper, and carrying it around with you as a snack.

He came out of the bathroom having jelly rolled his lunch from six hours before. Seconds never tasted so sweet.

by charleyunderboss August 6, 2022