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jaun

Look at that jaun face.
Pass that jaun to the left.
by tyler December 12, 2003
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jaundice

adj.
1) The state of possessing a yellow hue, whether due to its nature or its manufacturer's preference.
2) Used to describe a repulsive thing or person.
3) Used to describe both the yellow and nauseating attributes of your everyday potassium-crazy fruit, the banana.
1) "That fire hydrant is so jaundice!"
2) "Shauna?! What a jaundice girl."
3) "No, I will not eat that jaundice, jaundice banana."
by Captain Bojangles August 22, 2008
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"Gee Ye The Jaundies"

Meaning: "Give You the Jaundice" often used as a sign of disgust. Often having the same meaning as "That would make you sick".
Mark: Look Betty I've Just Eaten this Mouldy Piece of Bread.
Betty: That is Disgusting, That Would "Gee Ye The Jaundies"
by Magnesium Sulphate February 17, 2006
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Jaundiced Jesus

1) Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, and the obligatory bag of chips. Ususally seen shouting abuse at goths and mettlas in Staines high street/ old ladies in Romford.

2)Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, but also hailing from a home counties convent school and sporting a public school boyfriend. Distinguished from (1) primarily in the amount of money they spend on looking cheap.
1- ran into that jaundiced jesus and her crew bottling some girl outside Staines KFC. The heady scent of Charlie bodyspray and second hand fag smoke was quite overwhelming.

2 - I hear jaundiced jesus is getting one of her manwhores to take her to ibiza on his yacht. I wonder what cup size she'll come back as?
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jaundice surprise

occurs when, during fellatio, the man pulls his penis from the woman's mouth and tells her to "close your eyes for a second," the woman then does so, expecting do be ejaculated upon. The man then procedes to take a piss in her face, turning it yellow, hence the jaundice surprise.
"damn jeremy, last night i expected a facial but got the jaundice surprise instead"
by tommy anderson August 20, 2006
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east jahunga

somewhere far away similar to east bumfuck...or the boonies
u live like 100 miles aaway out in east jahunga
by spanker1473 July 19, 2009
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jaunty

To be beyond cool; used to describe someone who is manly and holds themselves firmly
Wow! Alex is so jaunty! He's such a man!
by CarsonTheGreat November 30, 2010
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