Everyone pretends to like him, but deep down they know they just feel sorry for him. Simpletons could better him in every way possible, he clearly isn't good enough for anyone or anything. He's an overthinking pig that has nothing better to do but make a Jayson entry on the Urban Dictionary. The reality is, is that, he's a living retard who's head is as dense as concrete.
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He's a fast mother fucker, not as fast as Gregory though. On a technicality Jayson Zayson is actually better looking than table saw mouth would have you believe. The gearing ratio for the zambogowoid cannot be off by more than .0045° for proper efficient but for the plaster tide. Now a Kenzo is the polar opposite of Jayson Zayson.
Update: he's fast because he ran a 19 mckenzie in under 13 scabs.
Update: he's fast because he ran a 19 mckenzie in under 13 scabs.
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Jason Zayson isn't as fast as Gregory
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Jason Zayson isn't as fast as Gregory
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Handsome, in shape and just overall perfect in so many ways (size, girth and shape) he is usually rarely alone.
Honest, loyal and dedicated, he never leaves someone behind. If he’s going to make it everyone with him will. Success driven and versatile, Jayson Loveless, can wake up with nothing anywhere in the world and go to bed with his pockets and belly full. A resourceful and tireless hustler, he gets things done.
A relentless lover, Jayson Loveless makes sure you get yours even if he doesn’t get his, no matter how many he beds at that moment or that day.
Handsome, in shape and just overall perfect in so many ways (size, girth and shape) he is usually rarely alone.
Honest, loyal and dedicated, he never leaves someone behind. If he’s going to make it everyone with him will. Success driven and versatile, Jayson Loveless, can wake up with nothing anywhere in the world and go to bed with his pockets and belly full. A resourceful and tireless hustler, he gets things done.
A relentless lover, Jayson Loveless makes sure you get yours even if he doesn’t get his, no matter how many he beds at that moment or that day.
Jayson Loveless is the one that can make it happen. Believe in Jayson Loveless like you believe in god.
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by hexgrl May 3, 2023
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