Jayson

A Jayson is a person ( or alien ) who will always be there for you and stick by your side even when you are at a all time low. They are the perfect friend or boyfriend or girlfriend. You fall in love with there looks but once you meet them you will fall head over heels for them.there the kind of person who would walk through hell and back for you. You better find your Jayson and sweep them off there feet.

Could be any religion, culture, or race

You: how I love that Jayson !

by Pinkpig1ELF April 25, 2019

Jaylon

A strong, amazing, young man with an enormous sexual appetite. enormous penis. amazing lover and simply irresistable to all women and loving and caring yet still very masculine. overall a one of a kind guy that is irresistible and a true prize for any woman

His penis is way to large....he must be a jaylon

by thefinestofall May 4, 2011

Jagoonky

Ja-goon-kie

A derogatory word towards ones penis. said with a Ray Romano/ Kermit the Frog accent.

Mrs.Piggy will you please sit on my Jagoonky

by doobie Brothers March 7, 2009

jaloon

An imbecile. Dumbass. A stupid person. Careless and clumsy.

Person A: (hits person B in the balls with a football) Haha Did that hurt?

Person B: Yeah ya jaloon, how the fuck did you think it would feel?

by niceshirt May 13, 2015

Jaylon

Jaylon can be the sweetest person you will ever meet, or the meanest depends on how you treat him . He’s an outgoing, intelligent, independent person; He’s very flirty but once he is in a relationship is committed as ever. Is sexy and has a banging body, he can be very loud at times when he needs to, and he is usually very random. You will never see him in an off mood, he is always smiling, he can light up anybody's day. He loves meeting new people and doing crazy things. He is fun to be around and knows how to get down in the parties. He has a lot of friends and a lot of haters. He’s a handsome boy that will change a persons life with his love, if he ever finds a someone worth it.

Jaylon is an very handsome , boy who loves to spread joy!

by original_1zz November 22, 2021

doing a jayson

HAVING A MASSIVE BONER, when someone has a boner while everyone points and laughs repeatedly saying boner.

did you hear that louis was doing a jayson last night

by super_nerd_123 August 5, 2016

Jahoonus

(n) a nice cold bepis

Someone who is an asshole to everyone except for a select few people

(n) 'why is my Jahoonus small?"
"Man that guy is such a Jahoonus" "yeah, except his friends, what an ass"

by the worst man ever October 31, 2017