Jasper

To perform a sex act on a coworker. If performed in the place of employment, this can be called the Full Jasper.

"I just jaspered that hot chick from work!"

by eraserhead1977 November 6, 2007

Jasper

A lonely soul who gult trips everyone on how fucking lonely he is, he claims not to give a shit about everyone including himself, and he always says "Im bored, i wanna go home".

Me: Hi Jasper
Jasper: No
Me: Have u checked out that meme yet
Jasper: i said no

by GlogGlobgabgalab October 31, 2019

Jasper

a big chode

its a Jasper

by silly gaige February 25, 2020

Jasper

Absolute retard but he can beat you in every game of life. aka he is a fucking sweat......

Everyone: i think Jasper autistic high on the spectrum

Jasper: *whips out Allahs powers* STRIKE ON THEN *whispers* join cthulhu

by BigAids69 January 26, 2020

Jaspers

A very British term for breasts/boobs/tits.

World Cup. Girl fan is shown on screen: "Get your Jaspers out for the lads!"

by l4yercke July 11, 2018

Jaspering

the preformance of the jasper

To give someone a Jaspering is to preforming doggy style on a female while placing a carrot in her asshole in the city of Birmingham, the home to the British comedian Jasper Carrot

by Ryan Hollingsworth November 28, 2006

Jasper

Likes to break peoples arms and brags about it, he is the biggest cunt on earth.....

Jasper has a tiny cock

by idfrehyfu June 8, 2018