Jasper

To perform a sex act on a coworker. If performed in the place of employment, this can be called the Full Jasper.

"I just jaspered that hot chick from work!"

by eraserhead1977 November 6, 2007

Jasper

A lonely soul who gult trips everyone on how fucking lonely he is, he claims not to give a shit about everyone including himself, and he always says "Im bored, i wanna go home".

Me: Hi Jasper
Jasper: No
Me: Have u checked out that meme yet
Jasper: i said no

by GlogGlobgabgalab October 31, 2019

Jasper

a big chode

its a Jasper

by silly gaige February 25, 2020

Jasper

Absolute retard but he can beat you in every game of life. aka he is a fucking sweat......

Everyone: i think Jasper autistic high on the spectrum

Jasper: *whips out Allahs powers* STRIKE ON THEN *whispers* join cthulhu

by BigAids69 January 26, 2020

Jaspers

A very British term for breasts/boobs/tits.

World Cup. Girl fan is shown on screen: "Get your Jaspers out for the lads!"

by l4yercke July 11, 2018

Jaspering

the preformance of the jasper

To give someone a Jaspering is to preforming doggy style on a female while placing a carrot in her asshole in the city of Birmingham, the home to the British comedian Jasper Carrot

by Ryan Hollingsworth November 28, 2006

Jasper

A Rat

Look at that jasper over there, hes crawling deep down into the sewers.

by Ummmm-Something? November 22, 2017