Jarvis

Usually a tall black male. Funny, and outgoing. Hard to handle at times. Hides his feelings due to past relationships. When he finds a good girl, he usually mistreats her and is oblivious to her love for him. Can make you smile, but also break you down. His best matches are a girl with an exotic name. For example, Roxanne. He'll fall in love with a girl that most find odd, but he'll think the world of her. He'll mistreat her, but she'll stay. When he loves, he loves whole heartedly. But is afraid to admit so. He has a bad temper, that can only be calmed by the girl he loves. If you have a chance with a Jarvis, hold on to him. Because when you hurt him, he never forgives it.

person 1: He is so tall!
person 2: Must be a Jarvis.

by loverboy741 August 31, 2013

Jarvised

To be tricked or ripped off by a woman, after being given a false story. This especially applies to hookers.

That hooker told me that she had to go get more of her own condoms, and never came back with my money. I just got Jarvised!

by staffypoo June 2, 2010

Faze Jarvis

A crypto scammer who won one boxing match and thinks he's all that

Faze Jarvis

by BadBoymeats July 15, 2021

insane jarvis

when something is insane

Archie doesn't want sex, that's insane Jarvis

by willytoucher4 May 15, 2020

Pullin' A Jarvis

Putting your girl/boyfriends before your life long friends

Antonym Phrase: Bro's before ho's

He never hangs out with us anymore, only with that new Girl friend, hes Pullin' A Jarvis.

by Alex haha December 30, 2007

Jarvie Eyes

The eyes may close or appear 'lazy' when under the influence of alcohol or severe intoxification. However the person may not be asleep, but will have the appearance of being asleep.

A few too many Jagerbombs, a few minutes later... boom and the lids are closed. Commonly known as 'Jarvie Eyes'.

by Kernowlover December 8, 2012

jarvised

stoned as fuck. members of the SBG usually get jarvised

i went to the toilet with a vape, went to lesson jarvised.

by Wolvezy December 19, 2019