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Jazz

Jazz... man. I wish people actually appreciated music for what it does to you mentally, and not what the singer does for you sexually.
by DrumUltimA May 17, 2004
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Post Avantgarde Jazzcore

A fake genre of music used as a retort to people who claim to listen to a bunch of made up genres of music in order to seem interesting.

Rumor has it, only one band ever existed. They played only one show to an empty room, recorded and mixed the show into a live album, produced one copy, and then never spoke or saw each other again. The album was recorded through an old walkman, and can only be played through player piano scrolls.
Man 1: I listen to very obscure music, shoegaze-acidhouse, downtempo-core, Post-doublecore, chamberfolk...
Man 2: Yes, I too only listen to post avantgarde jazzcore, but these plebeians will never understand it. Surely YOU, have heard of it...?
by LiveRuido January 11, 2011
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jazz_invincible

Jazz: The king of that site called Neopets because he was so kingish like that. He had all the avatars and became so popular on a stupid site until he cheated and was frozen.

Then he disappeared.

But people STILL talk about him. So the invincible Jazz was invincible after all, and he was slayed by that thing we know as TNT.
Board title: Who remembers jazz_invincible?

Board message: He was frozen! Wth! He was like, the KING of this craphole. What happened?!?!?!
by AC Freak October 15, 2010
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jazz

the coolest, freest, and yet deepest music humans have ever made
Listen to those crazy cats wailing out that sexy jazz.
by David Le Ber September 4, 2003
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jazzband

Old news. Originated on the internet circa 2005 when it became old news to report the headline "Jazz Band Covers Aphex Twin" in reference to The Bad Plus' version of Richard D. James' "Flim."

Variations include 'Jazzb&,' 'JB7'
"Hay guyz check out this disgusting video I found on the internets, called 'Two Girls One Cup'!"

"Jazzband."
by ez0r October 9, 2008
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Slow Jamz

To have a prolonged session of slow sex.
My sexual intercourse has been slower than usual, aka slow jamz.
by spacejammers September 4, 2011
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Jazzician

Someone who likes the boys. Someone who described themselves as a "Jazzician" doesn't necessarily enjoy jazz music, but rather hanging around schools at lunchtime, wearing assless leather chaps.
"We were going to go to the pub with Ian, but he was busy as it was lunchtime and he was being a Jazzician.
by Jingle-Jangle-Jewellery July 12, 2021
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