Jambon

To appropriate random objects or ideas and mash together in an 'artistic' manner.

Person 1: "hey guys, i've got a chair."
Person 2: "cool, i've got a potato peeler."
Person 1: "amazing, let's Jambon."
(after a brief period of 'artistic' action)
Person 1: "wow, that potato peeler looks awesome on top of that chair."
Person 2: "I know, it's such a Jambon!"
Person 1: "Let's Jambon again some time.. Next time lets use some expandable foam."

by angeferguson April 4, 2011

Jamson

The son of someone who makes jam for a living.

Jordan was a Jamson

by snakes11 July 26, 2009

jmoon

the most amazing human being in the world , but dont be fooled ... she can be your best friend or your number one enemy . dont piss her off because shes got a temper . once you fuck her over youre dead to her so dont do it . she would do anything for the people she loves .

- who is this jmoon character ?

-- just the most amazin person IN the world !

by agent.j February 7, 2010

Jamonesque

Qualities of a massive dumb fucking chicken shit that is not only a menace to society but a detriment to it. It leeches off of those who consider it a friend, only to later carelessly discard them for other, more juicier sources of sustenance. This word is used to describe one who can pubstomp in COD, but lacks real feelings or empathy. Loves the N word.

"You're acting like a Jamonesque bitch right now"
"This mf is playing with my heart so Jamonesquely fr fr"
"Fuck this Jamonesque bitch"

by Lockesthenes November 6, 2022

jamnoon

Someone who is described as swaggy, would also be described as a soul lover and namjoon lover. Nobody could compare to a person who is described as a jamnoon.

Person: "Woah they're so jamnoon"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're pretty jamnoon-y"

by jasminerookie97 December 26, 2022

jamón

Someone incredibley cute, usually said as as "a little ham", doesn't even have to try, they're just an all around cutie

Essentially a peice of meat, hunky and savory and cute

WC: hey did you see Pablo?

MC: omg yeah he's such a jamón

by Wcpa78 September 19, 2016

Jamboney

When a man puts his erect penis into a jar of jam and proceeds to have sex with it.
(or any preserve).

"What did you do last night?"
"Oh I just stayed in and had a jamboney"

by BitchTits2011 September 24, 2011