Jamaica Plain

Jamaica Plain is a delicious melting pot of 2 different but compatible groups. On one hand you have your pot smoking, gray-haired lesbians who cart their adopted Vietnamese/Guatemalen kids to youth soccer via Tandem bicycles. In JP those brave enough to introduce their rat-tailed children to "other" cultures may do so by signing them up for JP Little League where they get plenty of Puerto Rican love and lots of that cheap sugary drink that you poke a hole in the top to drink. While the white people show up to practice in L.L. Bean subarus, the Ricans arrive a dozen to a low-riding honda accord complete with florescent bottom lights and the Puerto Rican flag draped across the rear window. JP has a great shopping center boasting Nubian soap shops and Afro-American/bitter feminist book shop, conveniently located next to the Foot Locker. As you can see JP truly melds cultures and freaks.

Sally: I'm in the mood for some good 'ol crunchy fun.
Jim: Let's go to Wake-Up the Earth day in Jamaica Plain...we can eat lots of tofu, listen to steele drums and get our face painted by mexicans.

by Dyke Hernandez April 14, 2007

jajaja

Oftenly used on online games, "jajaja" is a form a laughing used by Spanish people. Just like "San Jose" and "Jalapeno" the "J" is pronounced like and "H".

In Counter-Strike

Player #1 - "jajaja i pwned j00!"
Player #2 - "shut the hell up, u stupid spanish fuk!"

by Stubon April 23, 2005

jamaican hot box

Goin into a bathroom and turning on the shower full blast, closing all windows and shutting off all fans, and putting towels in the door cracks and then smoking a lotta weed.

"Jesus Christ Hank, we just Jamaican hot box-ed Cindy's bathroom!!"
"Ya Joe, I'm high as a motherf*cker!!!"

by caughtinthahype September 14, 2008

Jamaican fire drill

A jfd occurs after you have been smoking, preferably marijuana, in your car. You will have been driving around while smoking and then once you are finished, you stop the car, get out, and wipe off any ashes and such. A modified version of a Chinese fire drill.

Leroy: That was a sweet cruise that we just had

Jenkins: I know, all we need is a Jamaican fire drill and we should be all set

Leroy: word

by DJmoist June 30, 2012

Jamaican walrus

The act of smoking through the anal sphincter.

Not necessarily associated with sexual intercourse.

-Did you see that old school video i recommended you?
-Oh, the one where that stripper makes a Jamaican walrus on stage? That was amazing!

by hekiw October 5, 2018

Jamaican Minute

A time period of when somebody says they will be ready in a minute but really it will most likely take them a couple hours.

Jordan: Where is Andre

Anthony: He said he will be here in a couple minutes

Jordan: Damn, you know Andre operates in Jamaican minutes

by Spano_13 June 7, 2010

Jamaican Bake

to turn on a hot shower, close yourselves in a bathroom, and smoke weed - the heated air and high humidity makes the smoke smoother

Let's go Jamaican Bake in the bathroom.

by KCeasy October 15, 2009