A generic term to describe any noun that might be in rough to bad condition, or something of no worth. When used properly, the term is a replacement for the actual brand name of the item.
Person 1: Hey, what kind of bike is that?
Person 2: It's a stink'n Jalopomy!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: A Huffy you idiot. I got it at K-mart.
Person 2: It's a stink'n Jalopomy!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: A Huffy you idiot. I got it at K-mart.
by MacGordon July 18, 2004
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Person 1 : "Did you see that scoop in this month's Motor Trend?"
Loyal Jalopnik reader: "Oh, I read that about 2 months ago on Jalopnik. Graverobber got another COTD with that. I kinda miss POLAR"
Loyal Jalopnik reader: "Oh, I read that about 2 months ago on Jalopnik. Graverobber got another COTD with that. I kinda miss POLAR"
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Originally used in context with a car, or a "jalopy." Now used for just about any item.
Originally used in context with a car, or a "jalopy." Now used for just about any item.
I dropped my I-phone 24 in the toilet, and my mother jalopolized me by making me use my brothers old, out-dated flip phone.
My car is in the shop, the rental car sucks - I've been jalopolized!!
My car is in the shop, the rental car sucks - I've been jalopolized!!
by the jalopolizer March 3, 2011
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Joe: Ms. Ploof has a pair of pancake tits. I fucked her last night for A's all through high school and they made me sick when they shook.
Frank: Oh dear god. You fucked Ms. Ploof our principal and saw her flop em jalopems? Why didn't you kill yourself?
Joe: Because I'm going to be a straight A high school student.
Frank: Oh dear god. You fucked Ms. Ploof our principal and saw her flop em jalopems? Why didn't you kill yourself?
Joe: Because I'm going to be a straight A high school student.
by oh guess who mother fucker February 26, 2007
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