Jared Leto

Lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars, along with his brother Shannon Leto, bassist Matt Wachter and guitarist Tomo Millicevic.

He was born December 26th, 1971

He's not afraid to wear eyeliner

He claimed to be asexual, like Morrissey

He is a vegetarian

He is also an actor

Jared Leto has the sexiest voice I've ever heard

by tastes_of_ink July 26, 2006

Jared Milton

A teenager from UK who is a massive fan of pop artists, including Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Selena Gomez, and Ke$ha. He has covered several of their, with the effects on the viewers including nausea, migraines, and HIV. He has also made a video "declaring war" on all Justin Bieber fans, which he has removed from Youtube. He also makes multiple false threats, saying that he will hack the trolls who mess with him. Also, when in a tinychat with /b/, he faked hanging himself in front of all the trolls to see by putting a belt around his neck and placing it on his bunk bed. The number of hate he has received has soared recently since the Facebook character Brock Obama and his fans have joined the war against Jared, and Brock was even able to have a private conversation with Jared himself. Jared then continued to tell him that since Pop music is culture, we must embrace it, and he called Brock several derogatory terms, including "slave" and "nigger", and he threatened to kill Brock, his family, and all 110,000+ of his fans. As revenge, he posted the entire conversation to his fan page, and it is also on Encyclopedia Dramatica. He has also said he has been given permission by the "FBI" (even though he lives in the UK) "CIA" and "Secret Services" in Europe, Asia, Australia, and America to leak the haters' personal information, and he also threatens to kill Justin Bieber haters as always. Ironically, his personal information has spread around the internet instead of his.

Jared Milton is clearly deserving of trolling, after all, what response can you possibly get from declaring war on those who hate the single most hated pop star of all time?

by Lord Kickass July 11, 2011

JAFDAT

Just Another Fun (Fu<#ing) Day At TransAir

The plane they wanted me to fly last night was missing a wing! Well JAFDAT!

by Freight Dawg June 23, 2021

jared the subway guy

A total dirtbag who was a child molester and acted in the movie sharknado

A famous actor and sandwich maker turned rapist is jared the subway guy

by HunterTheDude November 3, 2017

Jaedn

Jaedn is possibly the funniest person you'll every meet in your lifetime. Although he's really kind, he also acts extremely weird and will do anything he possibly can to embarrass you. It is very easy for a Jaedn to annoy you, but even when he does, you love him even more because he never fails to make you laugh. Some people will bully Jaedn because of how his name is spelt, however, his name is unique and makes him the amazing person you know today. If you're lucky enough to have Jaedn as a friend, never let him go, because he is possibly the best person you will ever know and you will love him forever, just like he loves you.

That guy is SO amazing, he must be a Jaedn!

by HawaiiKawaii January 21, 2018

Saw Jawed

A less than pleasurable, painful blow job. Typically involving too much teeth and a novice giver.

My uncle won’t let me blow him anymore. Said I saw jawed him for the last time.

That slut clearly has not given head much cause she saw jawed me and now my dick is sore.

by Dick Onchin June 4, 2020

jared leto

Jared Leto is possibly the most underrated actor. he is so amazing in movies like lord of war and requiem for a dream. He is also the lead singer of 30 seconds to mars, one of the greatest bands ever!
im sick of everyone going "OMG HES SOOOOO SEXY, I WANNA ROOT HIM!! yes hes sexy but he is truly one of the greatest actors/singers and has one of the most amazing voices youll ever hear!

oh and to all the 30 seconds to mars fans..."Provehito In Altum!" - youll know what it means

fangirl: " OMG i just love 30 seconds to mars because jared leto is sex on legs!!"

true fan "yeah he's hot but have u actually heard their inspirational and amazing songs??"

Fangirl: JARED LETO IS THE SEX!!!!

true fan: .....

by bluefurrymonster August 5, 2007