Jabbin'

Jabbing or jabbin' is when a guy rolls over in the morning and attempts to wake up the sexy piece of ass beside him by repeatedly poking her with his boner. It's a fun way to coax a girl, or boy, into another round of last night's torrid interaction -- or finish business Monsieur Whiskey Dick may have put a stop to. (A popular strategy and perhaps your last chance to part ways with a fair to moderate sexual reputaion).

Jabbin: Best used with a connotation to one-night-stands, often used by men in a stale marriage, always used in reference to morning wood and currently leading Folgers in the polls for 'best part of waking up'.

I woke up with prime morning wood so started jabbin' on this chicks butt - just poking around, ya know - and she rolled over with a smile!

by sensuousDilJob September 27, 2012

Curb-jabbi

Instantaniously grabbing a random girls pussy while pretending to fall off a curb.

"Dag Yo, Karl curb-jabbied Chelsea today at lunch"

by BB April 6, 2004

Jabbitywabitty

Slang for a terrorist/bomber

Holy shit it’s a jabbitywabitty run

by Theythem brothers November 2, 2023

Jabaitlined

Jabaitlined is a verb that describes a situation where someone tricks or bambozles someone else.

The origin is from the legendary girl gamer Caitlin, who was famous for tricking her opponents in order to win

Oh no! The bomb was planted at B site not A site! I was jabaitlined!

by garlicboi March 10, 2021

Jibbit-Joker

If you are obligated to drink as a consequence of a drinking game, use the JIBBIT-Joker to smoke a Joint instead. The joint must contain a minimum of 0.5-1g of pure cannabis. You may use this Joker once a day, no more.

I lost at Kingscup?! I am going to use my JIBBIT-Joker

by Emma F. March 30, 2022

Jabbatoe

Jabbatoe is similar to camel toe. A jabbatoe is used when a camel toe becomes so swollen and huge the term no longer doesn't justice. A jabbatoe is so big it is often indistinguishable from the person it is attached to.

God damn Jenny has a serious jabbatoe on show this morning.

by tanud March 28, 2015

Jabbins

To get sex....jabbins said like (:ja-bins)

boy1:-"hey man"

boy2:-"what?"

boy1:-"i got my jabbins last night it was rad."

mum:-"hope you wore a willy hat?"

by Gavlarr April 9, 2010