Jabba the cunt

David Ibbertson the cowardly backstabbing piece of shit that is Jabba's double

You know jabba the cunt is about the ground is shaking

by LushBeanstalk June 5, 2021

Jabba the Slut

An obese tramp who looks like a clown due to too much makeup and hair dye.

She should invest in a nose job to attempt to look like the beastly version of her hot sister, instead of the Down Syndrome step-child.

At least now her husband has some titties to fuck. No doubt it's tighter in between them than both her ass and cunt combined.

If we could find that soiled beef curtain amongst her lard thighs, we would use it as a petri dish for all venereal diseases.

When the world needs a reminder of her, we'll stick motherfucking provolone in our socks at night, so they smell like her crotch in the morning.

Your body went from Princess Lay-ya to Jabba the Slut.

by I_Hate_Tami April 8, 2011

Jabber-Wickling

1. The act of moving one's partially erect penis up and down and possibly side to side without the use of hands or the power of a pelvic thrust

2. Using the muscles at the base of the penis to control the movements of the penis when partially engorged with blood.

1. Wow, I got really bored in math class so I was jabber-wickling under the desk.

2. When I want to confuse a girl and I am in my sweat pants I jabber-wickle until she notices.

by Daryl L. May 8, 2005

jabbed

Got the covid-19 vaccine

I've been jabbed

by Francesco II March 20, 2021

Jabba the Hut

A man or woman with many chins.

Damn, she's Jabba the Hut. She has no neck!

by GreenMonter March 25, 2005

Jabber Jaws

One who talks incessantly about his/herself or anything in general.

Jill is such a fucking jabber jaws, it's like 'shut the fuck up already.'

by EatMyShorts89 April 1, 2009

jabbapop

The tiny bit of semen that oozes out of your dick about 4 minutes after you ejaculate.

Gross, your ugly dick is jabbapop.

by Donny Jones IV April 23, 2008