A play on the idiom "kiss and tell": "Kiss and Tell" implies a betrayal of confidence, typically (but not necessarily) when referring to an encounter of a sexual nature. While the phrase "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell" was originally intended to end a conversation by making it clear that details will not be shared, it can also be used to infer that a sexual encounter actually occurred.
1) He honestly 'kissed' the girl, then later implied that he did by saying "a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell"... making him a sleezebag and not a gentleman.
2) He didn't 'kiss' the girl, then later implied the he did... making him both dishonest and insecure.
3) He did/didn't 'kiss' the girl but does not want to appear to be a sleezebag and wants to respect her privacy.
1) He honestly 'kissed' the girl, then later implied that he did by saying "a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell"... making him a sleezebag and not a gentleman.
2) He didn't 'kiss' the girl, then later implied the he did... making him both dishonest and insecure.
3) He did/didn't 'kiss' the girl but does not want to appear to be a sleezebag and wants to respect her privacy.
1)
Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?
Max: A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell *wink*
2)
Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?
Virgin Max: A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell...
3)
Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?
Max: Don't ask me about it Tom. A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.
Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?
Max: A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell *wink*
2)
Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?
Virgin Max: A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell...
3)
Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?
Max: Don't ask me about it Tom. A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.
by Marauder91 January 18, 2016
This is a phrase used when saying that married women sleep around with other males that she is not married to. Just because a woman is married (and has a ring), doesn't mean she doesn't want her hole plugged by someone else.
Friend: Hey, that girl is really cute, but she's married so I can't mess with her.
You: Hey, a ring doesn't plug a hole. Go for it.
You: Hey, a ring doesn't plug a hole. Go for it.
by skghskg June 02, 2010
An expression to be used when someone's idea is nonsensical or incredulous. Another way of saying a theory "doesn't hold water".
Person 1: "I think that communism is a viable system of government."
Person 2: "No way. That bro doesn't even lift."
Person 2: "No way. That bro doesn't even lift."
by CabronDeOz November 03, 2014
A cunning plan to get rid of George Bush. Adapted from a Doctor Who episode, where the Doctor overthrows Harriet Jones' Government with 6 little words "Doesn't she look tired" which results in people speculating she is ill, and leads to a vote of no confidence.
The idea is to spread the idea that Bush looks tired to the same effect, and could also be seen as one big experiment to see if it works. Began as a meme on livejournal.
So, if you would like to take part in the experiment, or hate Bush and want to get rid of him, pass it on.
The idea is to spread the idea that Bush looks tired to the same effect, and could also be seen as one big experiment to see if it works. Began as a meme on livejournal.
So, if you would like to take part in the experiment, or hate Bush and want to get rid of him, pass it on.
by Melbell January 04, 2006
by seski89 January 22, 2013
In the era of smartphones and showing-off on social media, to believe anything far-fetched, photographic proof is expected. The above phrase simply says that if one doesn't have proof, the claimed thing doesn't exist.
Also see : "Pics or it didn't happen"
Also see : "Pics or it didn't happen"
A : Hey Bro, I just got a Harry Potter 1st edition book, autographed by J K Rowling herself !!
B : Pics or it doesn't exist
B : Pics or it doesn't exist
by vilcady January 03, 2017
by Light Joker December 19, 2005