iPhone XR

iPhone X R U FUCKING KIDDING ME?

"what does that R stand for in iPhone XR?"
"R U fucking kidding me?"

by 19nineteen19 September 22, 2018

iPhone Dump Factor

Adding an extra 10-12 minutes to the standard bathroom "sit-down" time of an iPhone user.

-Man, can we leave now? Steve's been in the shitter for 25 minutes.

-What do you expect? Add the iPhone Dump Factor. He'll be farming for another 15.

by Doctor Ew October 21, 2010

iPhone

A $600 paperweight.

Did you see my iPhone?

by squeakshard765 January 2, 2015

Sent from my iPhone

When a person sends an email out from his/her iPhone, this message come with the email. It is a strategy Apple uses so more people will buy iPhone because they are jealous of this amazing sentence that comes at the end of every email. It makes the email look high class.

Email:

Don't forget the meeting is at 7:00 PM tomorrow!

Sent from my iPhone

Reader:
I want an iPhone...

by AnusFaceDSP January 25, 2011

iPhony

An iPhony is an individual who attempts to pass off an iPod Touch as an iPhone.

iPhony's will often use their iPod Touch as a way to enter an iPosse, however, these iPhony's are easily distinguished.

by MickSwaggger March 28, 2009

iPhonitis

The numbing of the tip of your fingers from rubbing against an iPhone screen.

I've got iPhonitis from surfing the web on my iPhone all day.

by Revival99 January 8, 2009

iphone smart

Used to describe the wealth of knowledge someone brings to the table, only on the basis of ownership of an iphone.

1: "Johnny really knows his way around the city. He must have lived there for years. He knew when all the train schedules on my line, and the best restaurants."

2: "Not really. He's just iphone smart."
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1: "Dog, I can't hang with Bill no more. He's always gotta be the one with all the right answers."

2: "Don't sweat it Randy. He's just iphone smart. He'd be quite boring without his device."

by 44SHRED June 29, 2009